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Cobra Kai: 1x03 Esqueleto

Can't stand the fat pity. "I'd choose sexy if I could too". Good news… diet and exercise will get you there. Nothing is going to get handed to you in life. You have to work hard to get results. Isn't that what the dojo is teaching people?

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South Park: 24x02 South ParQ Vaccination Special

Remember when SP used to be topical about news that was less than 48 hours old? I guess this is for the fools in the Rona Cult as the jokes are stale and the situation unrealistic… who the hell would line up for a vaccination?

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The Last of Us: 1x08 When We Are in Need

Character A is incapacitated. Character B revives Character A just in time to save Character B from imprisonment. Yawn. Such amateur writing no wonder every episode gets reddit gold. This weeks mega villain eats meat. So he must die.

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Raised by Wolves

This has to be the worst TV show I have ever witnessed. There is not even a close second. I tapped out at ~15min in. There is no way to redeem the first 15 mins.

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The Invisible Man

Holy hell, what did I just watch?

Did this women escape from a mental hospital, leave a trail of dead bodies and be like 'oh let me just pull out my pussy pass' to get out of jail free?

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Ted Lasso: 3x08 We'll Never Have Paris

Did they forget that this is a show about a football team? What is this horrible daytime soap opera garbage?

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The Last of Us: 1x04 Please Hold to My Hand

The first episode of the show was OK, not great, but watchable. The show has since turned into an avalanche of horrible acting, clichéd scenes, puns that only Redditors would like. This episode has ridiculous scene where they drive around town instead of going around the tunnel which you can see the obvious roads beside the tunnel which lead to the other side.
Did make it look like getting a car battery is the last one earth. Yet the city dwellers have 1 billion cars. Kind of blows the ridiculousness of the story out of the water.

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Letterkenny: 5x03 Hard Right Jay

What a cringy attempt to slander people with opposing views.

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Mr. Robot: 3x03 eps3.2_legacy.so

If Trump is a puppet to the chinese why do they even need Ellilot in the first place given Trump wants to burn the motherfucker( FED) to the ground? Seems like the writers could not keep their weak liberal BS out of a great show.

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The Walking Dead: Dead City

We wuz sheriffs n sheeeit. Hard pass.

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Ted Lasso: 3x10 International Break

The show is getting completely unbearable. Half the scenes have a soft piano playing in the background when one would expect to find a good moral lesson instead the show shoves degeneracy in people's faces.
To complete the socially woke read and creatively broke theme they had russia-phobic scene. Complete with an African man showing a Russian how adore works. I'm glad I gave up halfway through the episode because the ending sounds great ridiculous.

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Dead Ringers

David Cronenberg is rolling in his grave

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Your Honor: 2x10 Part Twenty

That was a horribly disappointing finale to the season. Probably one of the worst finales I've ever seen.

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The Walking Dead: 11x17 Lockdown

Complete cringefest. BLM rally participants are dumber than the zombies. You tear gassed my friends!!!! Then stop breaking the law.

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For All Mankind: 3x01 Polaris

They arrive at the "space hotel" with a very visible curve in the hallway. Then when they need to host a wedding the ground is flat. Yikes.

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Cobra Kai: 4x04 Bicephaly

Black kid is total school shooter.

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Chucky: 1x03 I Like to Be Hugged

That black nerd is creepier than the doll.

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Creepshow: 2x05 Night of the Living Late Show

So this guy invents and builds a vr tanning booth in the living room and his wife does not notice until he shows her? Incredible.

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Penn & Teller: Fool Us: 7x20 Niagara Fools

This show is getting more and more unwatchable.

From the Zoom(r) crowed or is that a crowd over Zoom? The overly edited off stage segments. Just cancel this and bring it back after we defeat the CCP..

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Mythic Quest: 1x01 Pilot

I stopped when the two girls where having a conversation and one was wearing noise cancelling headphones.

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A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood

Tom Hanks was a frequent flyer on Lolita Express. The fact that he is playing Rogers is revolting.

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Jay and Silent Bob Reboot

The movie was enjoyable until till the daughter and her checklist PC friends appeared on screen and ruined the movie.

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Zombieland: Double Tap

Not sure how Eisenberg still gets work.

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Watchmen: 1x01 It's Summer and We're Running Out of Ice

What is this garbage? Why is the show opening with democrats killing black poeple? I thought this comic took place in NYC in the 50s.

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The Walking Dead: 9x09 Adaptation

The recoil of that gun would knock a hole in that kids head. Fucking pathetic kid actors.

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Kin: 2x03 Episode 3

Why does this show even have a second season? Strong male character is toxic and DEI superwomen squad saves the day. Yawn.

makes this family look like a fucking joke
Ya, this show is a joke.

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Hacks: 3x01 Just for Laughs

Not even through the intro and they got to push degenerate culture. Watching TV has never been easier with all these bombs lately.

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Baby Reindeer: 1x02 Episode 2

Yikes! Into the trash bin it goes.

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Fallout: Season 1
3

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Despite the oddball cast of genetic lottery losers which starkly contrast the purity pushed in the game and the show, I managed to make it to the end of the season which is more than I can say for 12% Body Problem.

To the child who is editing my reviews please stop or I will take legal action. If you think the facsists that bully you are a problem you are in for a world of legal pain.

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3 Body Problem: 1x01 Countdown

Science is broken. Only one man can save the universe -- DEI science Man!
I had to bail at the cringe inducing bar scene. Normal people go to a bar to relax and forget, not to brag about some thing.
Complete garbage. I'll give the book a read, at least I can do a better job with the casting.

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