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Formula 1: Drive to Survive

I know you are trying to market F1 to an American audience, but you might want to tone it down on the sound effects. The over the top fake sounds don't happen it the race… at all. When a piece of carbon fibre wing hits the ground 30 feet from the camera it dose sot make a 'thud'.

Good visuals, silly sounds.

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Twisted Metal

If you expect a tv show focused around car combat look elswhere. This one is filled with rushed backstories, unlikable characters, and an absolute degenerate drvthru. Cheesy Talmud inspired cliches throughout the story. My favourite being if a male and female character spend more than 1 episode together they MUST have sex.

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Calls

I think this is a TV show for cell phones. I tried to watch it on a TV and it did not get the same effect. It needs to me watched with a noise dampening headset. Interesting way to tell a story,

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Fallout: Season 1
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BlockedParent2024-04-12T15:06:46Z— updated 2024-04-19T14:56:36Z

Despite the oddball cast of genetic lottery losers which starkly contrast the purity pushed in the game and the show, I managed to make it to the end of the season which is more than I can say for 12% Body Problem.

To the child who is editing my reviews please stop or I will take legal action. If you think the facsists that bully you are a problem you are in for a world of legal pain.

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Star Trek: Strange New Worlds

Don't listen to the people that say this is traditional trek. It is marvel inspired garbage. Television is essentially a play on a stage that is filmed. Can this show be put on a stage? NO, it relies heavily on cheesy special effects and rarely are the actors even in the same room. TOS had a conflict and the camera stayed in the room, you seen the reactions of characters and see how the. conflict affected them and how the conflict played out. In SNW character says some cheesy one liner, cut to CGI, repeat. Conflicts are solved with ridiculous computer animation that don't fit in with the time period. Also, the crew is already known thanks to The Cage, why do they need to change the crew?
If you think this is good you need to watch more trek. A lot more (just not Discovery that is just as bad as this garbage).

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ted

Despite having more barbs than a fence at Eagle Pass Seth still refuses to make jokes about certain groups.

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Star Trek: Voyager: 6x14 Memorial

Saavedra did nothing wrong.
Seriously though who they get the cut the grass it looks gorgeous for not being touched for 300 years.

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Aftermath

Story similar to The Sweet Hereafter with a meathead lead.

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Ted Lasso: 3x08 We'll Never Have Paris

Did they forget that this is a show about a football team? What is this horrible daytime soap opera garbage?

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The Walking Dead: 9x09 Adaptation

The recoil of that gun would knock a hole in that kids head. Fucking pathetic kid actors.

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Mr. Robot: 3x03 eps3.2_legacy.so

If Trump is a puppet to the chinese why do they even need Ellilot in the first place given Trump wants to burn the motherfucker( FED) to the ground? Seems like the writers could not keep their weak liberal BS out of a great show.

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The Book of Boba Fett: 1x06 Chapter 6: From the Desert Comes a Stranger

Did the directors forget what show they were working on? What is all this crap about Luke and the Mandalorian? Stick to Boba Fett

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The Last of Us: 1x08 When We Are in Need

Character A is incapacitated. Character B revives Character A just in time to save Character B from imprisonment. Yawn. Such amateur writing no wonder every episode gets reddit gold. This weeks mega villain eats meat. So he must die.

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The Last of Us: 1x04 Please Hold to My Hand

The first episode of the show was OK, not great, but watchable. The show has since turned into an avalanche of horrible acting, clichéd scenes, puns that only Redditors would like. This episode has ridiculous scene where they drive around town instead of going around the tunnel which you can see the obvious roads beside the tunnel which lead to the other side.
Did make it look like getting a car battery is the last one earth. Yet the city dwellers have 1 billion cars. Kind of blows the ridiculousness of the story out of the water.

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Jean-Claude Van Johnson: 1x01 Jean-Claude Van Johnson

Time Cop IS better than Looper

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Your Honor: 2x10 Part Twenty

That was a horribly disappointing finale to the season. Probably one of the worst finales I've ever seen.

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Halo: 2x03 Visegrad

They need to remove some of the boring subplots. The astroid people ruin the flow of the show. Halo didn't need a fat albino poof either.
Leave the soaps drama for the midday; Needs more action 30-40mins per episode.

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The Mandalorian: 2x06 Chapter 14: The Tragedy

What is with the clown car full of Storm Troopers? 5 dozen can't fit in the that ship. Destroyed the whole episode.

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The Invisible Man

Holy hell, what did I just watch?

Did this women escape from a mental hospital, leave a trail of dead bodies and be like 'oh let me just pull out my pussy pass' to get out of jail free?

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Cobra Kai: 1x03 Esqueleto

Can't stand the fat pity. "I'd choose sexy if I could too". Good news… diet and exercise will get you there. Nothing is going to get handed to you in life. You have to work hard to get results. Isn't that what the dojo is teaching people?

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A Quiet Place

If you are looking for a quiet place kids will ruin everything.

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Star Trek: Discovery: 1x05 Choose Your Pain

Can't believe the parody, The Orville, is closer to Star Trek than the one with the Star Trek name. The main character in this show has the personality of an office lamp… but I am sure he passed the 'PC checklist'. All of her dialogue is EXACTLY what moves the plot along. So bad.

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The OA: 1x08 Invisible Self

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BlockedParentSpoilers2017-01-24T07:09:10Z— updated 2019-11-02T13:43:48Z

Can you imagine a bunch of high school kids practising some dance moves to stop a shooter LOL.

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Ted Lasso: 3x07 The Strings That Bind Us
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BlockedParent2023-04-26T06:31:51Z— updated 2024-05-19T03:42:43Z

Magellan with his inflatable dingle crossing the ocean to save England with future doctors, lawyers, and scientists. So brave.

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Chucky: 1x03 I Like to Be Hugged

That black nerd is creepier than the doll.

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Zombieland: Double Tap

Not sure how Eisenberg still gets work.

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Letterkenny: 5x03 Hard Right Jay

What a cringy attempt to slander people with opposing views.

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Star Trek: Discovery: 1x06 Lethe

I hope they replace this stale bread lead actor as she is weighing the show down. So emotionless and vapid. They always say the exact line of dialogue to move the plot along. Oh god, the fight scene. PLEASE MAKE THIS STOP.

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Reno 911!: The Hunt for QAnon

Was funny till Paton Oswald showed up. That lard can kill any mood. Otherwise a hoot.

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South Park: 24x02 South ParQ Vaccination Special

Remember when SP used to be topical about news that was less than 48 hours old? I guess this is for the fools in the Rona Cult as the jokes are stale and the situation unrealistic… who the hell would line up for a vaccination?

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