Jayowski

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3 Body Problem: 1x07 Only Advance

I don't know if it's the actress, the character, or both, but "Auggy" is the most obnoxious and irritating character I've seen in quite a while. Tiresome af, tarnishes any scene she's in.

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Obliterated
Role Play

Not funny enough to be a comedy, not flashy enough to be an action comedy, not dramatic enough to be anything else.
Lack of a general direction seems to really hurt this movie, it wants to be everything and ends up being nothing of value. Shame, one hell of a cast tho.

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The Blacklist: 9x09 Boukman Baptiste

This show should've ended seasons ago. If not for James Spader I would have stopped watching too and this episode? WOW at the political bullshit the writers are trying to push down our collective throats.

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Kaleidoscope: 1x08 Pink

I get that FBI lady got got by the Triplets but who and why got Ray lol? Does not make sense, if it's revenge for the heist then why no scene for Stan/Judy? Everyone else is accounted for, the park scene does not do anything for closure - it only confuses the viewer.

This might be an experiment but a failed one it seems.

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Supergirl: 6x12 Blind Spots

Definitely one of the worst if not THE worst episode of this show. Poorly written, hamfisted propaganda that had me rolling my eyes and loudly responding to what was happening on the screen. Good god, who the hell approved this trash of an episode?!

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The Walking Dead: Dead City: 1x06 Doma Smo

Hope this does not get cancelled, love seeing Jeffrey Dean Morgan on the screen, especially playing Negan <3

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The Walking Dead: World Beyond: 2x09 Death and the Dead

Iris is the dumbest and most unlikable character in the entire show, even more so with every next episode. How could this get so bad is beyond me.

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Resident Evil

This is a poorly written shit-show and the only saving grace is Lance Reddick.

The main protagonist is supposed to be likeable, because she has a purpose, is "one of the good guys" while Umbrella is universally bad. Thing is, this character is unlikable in almost every scene and the choices... well, lol. I'd go with Umbrella if all my information about RE universe came from this show alone ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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Catwoman: Hunted

Worst DC animation I've seen so far, even on the technical level. If you look at the mouth animation for longer than a second you'll notice just how horrifically bad it really is.

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The Umbrella Academy: 2x09 743

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I was wondering when will the Reginald "Spark Jar Releasing While Nukes Are Flying" Hargreeves scene come around and I was not disappointed (slaughtering the Majestic-12 peeps) :D

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A Gentleman in Moscow: 1x01 A Master of Circumstance

Ewan McGregor is mesmerizing as always - with an interesting plot such as this it's a wonderful watch!

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I.S.S.

Interesting premise, great cast, awful execution.
To put it bluntly - it is a waste of time.

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3 Body Problem: 1x02 Red Coast

Majority of the first episode got me hooked. Second ep got me slightly bored but I am not one to abandon started TV Shows so I'll see ot through.

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You Should Have Left

I feel like I saw a different movie than other commenters. For me, this one was exceptionally fresh, except for the whole "haunted house" premise. The characters did not do follow the usual "what's that noise? I better check it out because I'm dumb" routine, all three lead actors were SUPERB playing their respective characters and the plot was more than believable (until the supernatural that is).

Definitely a fresh take and, boy oh boy, the house was amazingly well done, interior-wise.

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The Umbrella Academy: 3x07 Auf Wiedersehen

Allison is the worst character, just wow, undefendable.

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The Walking Dead: 11x02 Acheron (2)

Decent episode but I have no idea how characters in the show AND people watching it stand Maggie's character. Not only is the acting "not so great" to put it mildly, thr character is a bona fide psychopath. Negan is a labradoodle compared to her lol.

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Supergirl: Season 6

Halfway done with this season, slogged through the absolute shitshow of an episode (ep12) and I HOPE they finished the season in a good way. Although from what I've already seen so far... not very likely.

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Day of the Dead

Day of the Dead was mostly a claustrophobic drama with the backdrop being a zombie apocalypse.
This show seems to be a retelling of the original film and while it is getting there, at least story-wise, this is a completely different beast, sharing only the name and "story" with its predecessor.

After five episodes I do not think:
- it will be renewed
- it will get any better

If you want a "lighter" experience than The Walking Dead then Asylum's Z Nation is your best bet - it's original, campy and surprisingly well-written.

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The Office PL: Season 1

I thought this will be a dumpster fire but it actually works quite well :D You literally have to see it to believe it, Canal+ did it again!

Highly recommend to watch at least 3 episodes before you call it quits - you might get hooked!

Polish TV shows are godawful, however, the ones produced by C+ are decently written and the casting is rarely the "usual suspects" of Polish mediasphere.

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Stargate Atlantis: 3x13 Irresponsible

I find two things interesting about this episode.

First one is that in some scenes John's P90 has a flash hider attached and in others a suppressor. Which means he either has a suppresor in a pocket somewhere and he changed it around (to suit the situation) ooooooor it's a goof :D

Second one is the shield. When interacting with the "bandits" Lucius beats them all up, some lose teeth or break their arms. When Kolya interrogates Lucius he suddenly is easily grabbed and submerged in the water.
If the shield only "protects" the wearer then how come Lucius was able to inflict such damage "accidentally" on the phony bandits?
If not then why did he not overpower Kolya's men?

Bizarre.

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Stargate Atlantis: 3x12 Echoes

"When was the last time you had a time off?"
Elizabeth seemed puzzled and did not answer, despite her having basically several months off work after coming back to Earth :D
It was like a week, maybe two, since they got back to Atlantis? Rofl

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Stargate Atlantis: 3x11 The Return (2)

Loved seeing this much of O'Neill on the screen, I miss the guy.

Also, he's looking way better than in the short time he was on-screen in SG-1 Season 9 :)

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Stargate SG-1: 10x09 Company of Thieves

Damn you, Cam Mitchell! :D

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Stargate Atlantis: 3x10 The Return (1)

MY TURTLES! :D Carson is a sweetheart.

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Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire

Good things: Kong and the whole storyline, fights in general
Bad things: Every human storyline is a stretch, music is a weird mesh of synth music and 80s pop songs, someone wanted to be Guardians of the Galaxy without Guardians at all.

It's a nice film to watch late Sunday evening, just before bed, nothing else.

Skull Island is still undefeated as MVP of the Monsterverse (Monarch is out there as well).

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Vicky Cristina Barcelona

The only redeeming quality of this film is Penelope Cruz cursing like a sailor :D The rest is the usual Woody Allen trash.

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Stargate SG-1: 10x08 Memento Mori

Wowza, the former Qtesh partner has a bad case of Orangefaceitis :x
Also, Vala holding the handcuffs key in her mouth after going out of the car was a BIZARRE choice. I understand the need to explain how she freed herself, but I am currently re-watching this episode on a Blu-ray and I had to pause to analyze what it is that I'm seeing. Looked like she had a huge drooling scene lol, can't imagine how this looked in SD lol.

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Stargate SG-1: 10x02 Morpheus

Malikai returns! Window of Opportunity is a helluva drug.

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Stargate SG-1: 9x17 The Scourge

Mitchell speaking Chinese is chef's kiss :D

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