Huh. Nobody told me that Steve Buscemi has a sister.
Ah, yes.
Cliffhanger: The Origin
The poster is the best thing about this movie.
Ah, yes. Alucard - Castlevania's fussiest mom.
It's not a series anymore. It's just a list of Ellis' sexual fetishes.
You had ONE job, Ellis. One job.
You wouldn't know horror if it bit you in the ass. The only person keeping this wreck of a narrative going is Meat Loaf, but even his performance buckles under the sheer idiocy of the final scene.
Painfully predictable and unbearably boring.
We do not negotiate with TIRrorists.
This is the ideological equivalent of forcefully castrating the male demographic in the public square.
Yes. No. Maybe? I don't know. Could you repeat the question?
One of the finest examples of CBBC's brainwashing. I feel sorry for the British youth.
Satan's redneck cousin ragdollizes unsuspecting women, getting them pregnant in the process.
Not as entertaining as it sounds, though.
Simp Simulator 2016 - Horror DLC
It's simplistic, marred by emasculatory tendencies, and outright insulting to the historical figures that it tries (and fails) to portray.
Makes the Rob Zombie remake look like a bloody Kubrick piece.
I'm not really sure how to feel about this one. The first two films had a completely different mood, and the decision to give the ghoulies voices only made the lil' buggers less likeable in the long run. For what it's worth, the third entry in the series does have a few interesting instances of physical comedy and a handful of good puns. The horror and weirdness, however, are almost entirely absent, and the same can be said about gore. If you're looking for a film that would introduce your kid to the genre without scarring them for life, you might wanna consider Ghoulies III - it's relatively harmless.
An absolute train wreck. Impossible to salvage, no survivors.
True kino. Straight from Japan.
I got stabbed. I got stabbed right in the feels! ;(
I grew up with Transformers, so I might be a bit biased towards this show.
The Game of Thrones hasn't looked this good in a while! This new season is great!
