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Bordertown (FI): 1x07 The Fury (2)

Wow, that fight should have been the climax to recent events.... but then they chose to make it happen off-screen. What the fuck.

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Bordertown (FI): 1x02 The Dolls' House (2)

I find war drum sounds during an autopsy rather odd.

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Bordertown (FI): 1x01 The Dolls' House (1)

The dialogues are rather weird. That father apparently must explain his behaviour and thinking to people who are his family and should very well know him.

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Nightflyers: 1x10 All That We Have Found

I honestly don't even know why I binge-watched this season. I have no idea what actually happened as well as I have no idea what the actual purpose of all these people was. It seemed like they had nothing better to do on a spaceship than walking around, fullfilling their selfish desires and randomly have sex with each other. A lot of their actions were illogical as fuck, Rowan going full berserk in the last episode, killing a dozen people and now being back in team, like nothing ever happened. No problem, mate, we forgive you, just don't ever go on a rampage with an axe again. Also, every Karl in the history of TV shows seems to be an asshat. I hope this show never gets renewed.

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The Revenant

"Der Wind kann einem Baum mit starken Wurzeln nichts anhaben."

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When Angels Sleep

Dumbness all over the place, I don't even know where to begin. It was so bad. Everyone behaved like a complete idiot. That dude, German, was not able to keep his eyes on the road for longer than 3 seconds and behaved like the most irresponsible human being ever. No idea how he can be a father, some people shouldn't reproduce, really. Silvia mostly ran around the countryside hysterically and if it wasnt for her stupidity I would have admired the fight she put up with her persecutor. Police put ridiculous effort into following up an uninteresting emergency call - to then simply suspend all their activities when given an idiotic explanation. Also, let's not talk about the two random cokeheads whose only reason to exist was to be scapegoats. This is a total waste of time.

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The King of Queens: 6x23 Icky Shuffle

Wow, what a bitch Carrie has become over the seasons.

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The Ritual

Absolutely worth a watch if you like a good, suspenseful horror movie, that doesn't rely too much on being gory but rather concentrates on a psychological plot and shows believable characters with believable actions and emotions. The setting is very eerie and spooky - I am pretty sure nothing will ever make me go hiking in Swedish Woodland (or Romanian for that matter) after watching the movie. :D

It was revealed through exposition in dialogue that the creature is a Jötunn, a giant bastard son of Loki. For the most part of the movie I was pretty sure it is a Wendigo that is chasing people in the woods, as a few things fit right into that myth. Still not sure if the movie really had nothing to do with Wendigos or if they somehow combined the myths. I'd like to believe I'm right, though. :D .

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Altered Carbon: 1x01 Out of the Past

I like Joel Kinnaman, but not enough to continue this series. Didn't like the pilot at all.

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The Commuter

I must admit, Liam Neeson movies are my guilty pleasure. I know, they all kinda use the same formula and all, but I just love the guy. :D So, I really enjoyed this one as well.

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Robert

Holy sh*t, this movie was the worst. So much stupidity, so little acting talent. I couldn't stop laughing either, just like Cocotus. Seriously, do not watch this.

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The Autopsy of Jane Doe

I went into this thinking it was some kind of medical thriller/drama and loved the first ca. 40 mins. I noticed that I was wrong when the movie took a turn for the weird and horror-cliche-y. I regret paying money for this.

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Fifty Shades Darker

Their love is legendary! facepalm

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Vikings: 4x14 In the Uncertain Hour Before the Morning

Lagertha has always been one of my fav characters, but killing an unarmed and unaware Aslaug from behind? That was low. Even though I didn't like Aslaug very much, she deserved better than this. Other than that, great episode. The scenes with Ecbert and Ragnar are always the best.

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Spotlight

Wow. Just wow. Great movie.

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Lights Out

To me it was an okay-ish horror movie. They could've put more thoughts into the background story, but overall it was entertaining and had a few really creepy moments. A few people didn't seem to like the ending - to me it was only logical and I liked it. Going to bed with a night light now.. ;)

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Game of Thrones: 6x08 No One

Wow. I'm so disappointed with this episode. Whateverthefuck happened to Blackfish? Whateverthefuck happened to the Waif except for standing in the dark all of a sudden? May all the well written out theories surrounding Arya having an ingenious plan rest in peace.

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The X-Files: 6x20 Three of a Kind

Lol Drunken Scully must be the greatest thing ever. xD

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Flight 7500

It's by far not a great movie, however, if you don't get your expectations too high it's not the absolutely worst either. Honestly, I've seen worse horror flicks that were less entertaining. The ending I did not expect, even though it is not exactly new it managed to surprise me. The characters were your stereotypical dumb-but-beautiful horror cardboard cut-outs whose names I never noticed, Serratos pretty face made up for it tho.

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The X-Files: 6x01 The Beginning

Ok, now after watching the movie this episode makes a lot more sense.

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The Walking Dead: 6x16 Last Day on Earth

Seriously? A cliffhanger? What the actual fuck. Worst finale ever.

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10 Cloverfield Lane

I really liked the movie even though the ending was a bit ... furious, in comparison to the rest of the movie. It started very slowly, almost boringly at times and has a very oppressive and tense feeling to it in general. The story about the woman being captured in a bunker reminded me of that Austrian girl, Kampusch. What a horrifying situation. Then again you don't learn much about the characters and their motives, so I was unsure about who is the bad guy (or girl) the whole time.

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The X-Files: 3x20 Jose Chung's "From Outer Space"

Absolutely brilliant. I didn't know what's what in the end anymore and wtf really happened to those kids, but it was hilarious.

"Then, there are those who care not about extraterrestrials, searching for meaning in other human beings. Rare or lucky are those who find it. For although we may not be alone in the universe, in our own separate ways, on this planet, we are all... alone."

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Footloose

What a horrible movie, meh.

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Concussion

Great movie. Every football fan should watch this. David vs Goliath irl.

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Those Who Kill

When you fall in love with a show - and then you realize that it has ended. :((

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In Fear

Good god, this was bad. The only nice thing was the setting. Everything else was a shitfest.

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Goodnight Mommy

Whoa that was intense. Went into the movie without any expectations and boy did it surprise me.

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A Charlie Brown Christmas

This is so cute. A gentle reminder of the true spirit of the season.

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The Walking Dead: 6x05 Now

Basically, it was one melodramatic speech after another, giving everyone their 5 mins of over-emotional monologue.

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