Cinester Theater is taking on Tim Burton once again in their latest riff, "Cinester Theater Presents: Planet of the Apes"!
Space zookeeper and monkey-torture enthusiast "Marky" Mark Wahlberg has a problem. He knows he's got the right stuff to be a big time astronaut, but the eggheads upstairs keep telling him he's less qualified to operate their multimillion dollar equipment than a chimp that's been trained to flip levers in a sequence. So when a mysterious space anomaly appears just outside their space station, Mark steals a ship and flies himself right into it, while also kind of vindicating the total lack of faith his superiors had placed in him up to that point.
He crashlands on a mysterious planet populated exclusively by humans, apes, horses, and Paul Giamatti. Hunted by the personal-space-ignoring General Thade, Mark must navigate this strange new world as he attempts to find a way home, after taking a slight detour through one of the most eye-rolling twists in cinematic history.
Will Mark Wahlberg ever see Boston again? Why does that girl monkey keep looking at him like that? And what are any of these characters' names again?
Some of these questions will be answered as Cinester Theater Presents: Planet of the Apes!
