Carlos Teran

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Monterrey, MX
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Mysterious Island

The best I can say about this film, is that they try very hard to narrate a story whose original inspiration can't be truly adapted in a faithful way for a modern audience. Therefore, most of the film is an original story, inspired by Jules Verne's book, and featuring some characters from that book. Let's say it's Jules Verne meets LOST, Land Of The Lost and The Outer Limits. Enjoyable and offering some original premises, that would benefit of more screen time, like a mini-series. Worth the look.

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The Starlost: Season 1

Obtaining a copy of this series, has been a total pain, but the tapes of knowledge were obtained (in VHS). The special effects are flawled, and the series itself suffers from being shot in video instead of 35mm. The first episode is great, but the quality of the scripts, acting and production only decreases as the series progresses. Campy at times, dead serious at others, probably could have been saved with a different producer, and better scripts.

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Ghost in the Shell: SAC_2045: 1x01 NO NOISE NO LIFE - Sustainable War

The premise is directly taken from the Appleseed book. Not the best, but watchable. However, the graphics and animation are awful. ARISE looks beautiful compared with this cheap PS2 graphics fare. The music is also bombastic and muffles the japanese dialogue. Not worth the wait.

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Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency

Sadly, it has almost nothing to do with Adam's novels. They kept just the name of the main character, the clueless sidekick, the cat and the dog. The narrative lacks the british wit and crazy charm of the orginal series, the philosophical implications of chaos, or the novel's extreme confluence. Seattle (or should I say, Vancouver) is a lousy replacement for London, as in the novels the city becomes another character. It's enjoyable, but the original series did more in its 3 episode run than this in 8.

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Ghost in the Shell: SAC_2045: Season 1

The first season of GITS SAC 2045 is so uneven and poorly written, that you can skip the first 5 episodes without losing a single plot point. The whole story could be summarized in 60 seconds of dialogue. The remainder six episodes are uneven, but enjoyable, except the last one. Now, the CGI is VERY distracting and subpar, with only a few highlights here and there. The producers made a poor choice leaving behind their wonderful ARISE hand-drawn animation style just to settle with a PS2-era garden-variety CGI fare. The music is intrusive and bombastic in many episodes, but there are a few good pieces in the last episodes. As the next season will keep the same look and plot, it's a shame this opportunity for a true GITS series is lost.

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FBI: 2x09 Salvation

This episode is inspired in a real life member of The Zetas (also known as MS-13), Brenda Paz. She was killed in 2003 for informing the FBI about the gang's criminal activities; two of her former friends were later convicted of the murder. However, she was killed in American soil.

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Bull: 1x01 The Necklace

I'm glad that Michael Weatherly got a nice gig after NCIS so soon, because he's such a terrific actor. However, this series seems to me like another version of Lie To Me. It feels uneven, and honestly I don't see it passing from the first season with this premise.

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Space Amoeba

A very obscure Toho movie, that isn't really THAT bad. Looking at it now, isn't particulary politically correct: japanese actors in "blackface", and mocking the native's customs while mentioning that Japan occupied the island in WWII (and we all know how brutal the Japanese were during that bloody period of Asia's history) and that's why those noble savages know how to speak their language. Regardless, the monster action looks as good as the rest of the Toho greatest hits.

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Jurassic World
Ghost in the Shell: SAC_2045

The first season of GITS SAC 2045 is so uneven and poorly written, that you can skip the first 5 episodes without losing a single plot point. The whole story could be summarized in 60 seconds of dialogue. The remainder six episodes are uneven, but enjoyable, except the last one. Now, the CGI is VERY distracting and subpar, with only a few highlights here and there. The producers made a poor choice leaving behind their wonderful ARISE hand-drawn animation style just to settle with a PS2-era garden-variety CGI fare. The music is intrusive and bombastic in many episodes, but there are a few good pieces in the last episodes. As the next season will keep the same look and plot, it's a shame this opportunity for a true GITS series is lost.

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Lockout
7

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BlockedParent2016-08-01T02:51:53Z— updated 2016-08-03T11:56:03Z

I must agree that this movie "borrows" a lot of plot elements from "Escape From New York" and "Escape From L.A.", so I see the point in Carpenter suing (and winning half a million Euros from) Besson. Guy Pierce is an excellent actor, with the tough job of making us believe the story, and it delivers his lines with humour and candor. It really cracks me up. Oh, and Joseph Gilgun got his part in Preacher for this movie, so we all got going that one for us, which is nice. As long as you forget everything you know about science, gravity, medicine and common sense, this is a very funny movie, and I really did enjoy it.

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Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
The Tower

Basically a so-so remake of The Towering Inferno (1974).

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Lethal Weapon: 1x01 Pilot

The main problem with this series, is the editing. The thematic and emotional jumps that come out of nowhere. It's a mess, despite a good chemistry between the leads and the excellent acting from Clayne Crawford. What I like the most is that instead of channeling Gibson, he made his own character tick. The weak parts of his acting are sadly when he tries to incorporate the film's canon. Every time he goes for those moments, the character feels cheap. He shines when he delivers his sincere southern charisma. They need to get rid of the shadow of the movies, and depart from them. As far as possible, so this series gets its own voice. Then again, this is Fox, and it'll get cancelled after one season, anyway.

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Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
Army of the Dead

Not a good movie, by far. Very predictable as the plot really is quite simple and many times makes no sense at all. Very cheesy and the ending is really a downer, quite depressive indeed. However, it has excellent shoot-them-up action sequences and it looks amazing on the screen. Really nice photography, make up and VFX. The moral of the story is - at least for me-, don't you dare to care for any of the characters. None of them. The documentary of the movie is way better than the movie itself.

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Operation Avalanche

With a different cast, this premise could make up for a nice thriller. However, this isn't Capricorn One, and I couldn't shake my sense of disbelief: the cameras and tape recorders they show on frame, are all from different ages (the wrong ones), so is the clothing, vehicles, and the vocabulary is American-contemporary. There are a few sequences that are good, and made me keep watching, but the ending is a complete letdown. One tidbit: the front projection screen technique wasn't first used or developed by Stanley Kubrick. It has been around since 1949 and it was extensively used in the early 60's, so it's unlikely that bright film students (as the protagonist are meant to be) that love international cinema wouldn't be aware of it.

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Wonder Woman 1984

Not a good sequel. It has its moments, but the plot is almost laughable. Very disappointing.

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The Meg

A huge amount of changes were made from the plot in the original novel. From the color of the shark, the ethnicity of the cast, and the place in earth where it happens. It really is a popcorn movie made for a Chinese audience, fully intended to please them, and it really does so. That's why it is so bad. I'm glad Jason Statham had a nice pay check for this one.

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Star Trek: Enterprise: 3x12 Chosen Realm

Back in the day, this episode made me rage quit Enterprise altogether for at least a year. I truly hate religion fanatics or anyone who even considers religion when it comes to decision-making situations, or act based upon religion.

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Ghostbusters
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BlockedParent2016-07-22T03:05:51Z— updated 2016-10-06T20:34:11Z

Well, it's an entertaining and funny comedy, with a good cast. The story builds up slowly until it reaches a point of no return and the stakes are high. About my only complain are the damn cameos. Every ten or so minutes, there was a cameo or a nod to the previous movies, and it was so damn distracting. This movie stands on its own, and doesn't need those tricks to lure the fans. I don't know if the film with make any profit at all for the studio in the end, but I'm willing to watch it again when it gets to Netflix.

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Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker
Star Trek: Enterprise: 4x22 These Are the Voyages...
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BlockedParentSpoilers2017-01-21T20:20:05Z— updated 2017-01-24T00:00:56Z

I have to say that after watching every single Star Trek episode available, that this is THE WORST series finale, ever (even TOS's Turnabout Intruder was better). Awful doesn't even comes close to describe it, as it's a complete let down after a better than expected season. Charles Tucker's death is totally unnecesary, and the last scene with T'Pol is less than stellar. The true final episode of Star Trek: Enterprise is Terra Prime, not this crappy bookend.

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The Midnight Sky

One of the most depressing films I have ever seen in my entire life. I do not recommend this one to anyone emotionally struggling during the pandemic. Awful, awful ending.

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Star Trek: Short Treks: 1x01 Runaway

14 minutes of wasted & inconsistent time. Deeply disappointing even as a webisode.

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Solo: A Star Wars Story

It's not as bad as I thought it would be, after all the behind the scenes drama. However, the plot isn't something to write home about. It was top-notch VFX's (the train sequence is THE BEST in the whole movie), and some good action sequences here and there, but I couldn't care any less about the whole story. The main characters are totally underdeveloped by the end of the film, and those I could care about to know more, are dead. It this was a pilot for a TV series about Han Solo, then it's on the spot, because you can take your jolly time to fully flesh out and develop those characters on subsequent episodes. But this is one of the most expensive films ever made, a long and irrelevant side-story in a franchise that it's already in deep trouble since The Force Awakens. Suddenly issues that weren't relevant to the original trilogy (like the hyperfuel) are now the center piece for social commentary and some twisted political agenda that I don't care about. If you haven't seen it, you might as well skip it and wait for it on cable or something.

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Mission to Mars

The first time I saw this movie, it felt all wrong. 15 years later, it still feels a lot is missing. It's still a nice flick to watch over while on the plane or catch it on late night cable, but not something I would spend money to buy.

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Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

Well, I saw it at last, and it was an utterly disappointing experience. Rogue One is a disjointed film with almost no real plot, badly drawn characters and tons of fan service. The first half hour is so jammed that it feels like a trailer, while the rest of the film is lacking character development. It really shows the places where the film was pierced together on re-shoots, as those are the moments of "fun" or when everything slows down with pointless exposition. I didn't see anything from the teasers and trailers on the finished film (where is "isn't this is a rebellion... I rebel", Forest Whitaker's speech or the many, many battle scenes on the ground?). The main character was so flimsy and flip-flopping on her resolution and motivation that I couldn't care any less about her by the end, even when they made a point negating any chance of a sequel. I gave it the benefit of the doubt after my lousy experience with The Force Awakens, but as for me right now, Star Wars ended on the Endor celebration. I'm not paying for nostalgia anymore.

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Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Ok. After watching the movie at a midnight premiere and sleeping a little bit, I must say it was entertaining, but can't stand up to the hype. I'm a fan, but I'm not even trying to comparing it to any of the original trilogy, as this is practically a remake of SW:ANH, beat by beat, not an original movie. The trailers made it feel mysterious, epic and trascendental, but the end product feels shallow and rushed. That said, it's better than the prequels, but as I feared, mostly JJ Abrams' usual fare. At the end, I was leaving the cinema without the feeling of rush from the previous movies, and not caring for the next one,

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Star Wars: The Force Awakens

I just hope this movie survives to the hype. None of Abrams movies ever has.

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