I Do (2006)
Sawyer: We ain't on our island. We're on another island, like Alcatraz, couple miles off shore. So unless you're a mermaid, or you got a boat, there ain't no point.
The Cost of Living (2006)
Mr. Eko: I ask for no forgiveness, Father, for I have not sinned. I have only done what I needed to do to survive. A small boy once asked me if I was a bad man. If I could answer him now, I would tell him that... when I was a young boy, I killed a man to save my brother's life. I am not sorry for this. I am proud of this.
Pilot (2014)
Kevin Garvey: You're wrong.Nobody's ready to feel better. They're ready to fucking explode.
The One with the East German Laundry Detergent (1994)
Phoebe Buffay: [Rachel accidentally left a red sock with her whites in the wash, now all her undies are pink] What a neat idea. All your clothes match. I'm gonna do this!
Every Man for Himself (2006)
Sawyer: Did you just kill that bunny?
Further Instructions (2006)
Charlie Pace: Hair spray? Now, I hate to be the one to point this out to you, but...
John Locke: It's not for me.
Asta and Yuno (2017)
Asta: Not giving up is my magic!
Just Say Yes (2024)
Ted: Johnny, how bad is school gonna suck?
John Bennett: You're not gonna like it.
Ted: How bad?
John Bennett: You ever drink orange juice after brushing your teeth?
Ted: Yeah?
John Bennett: Well, it's like getting your nuts smashed together so hard they become just one nut.
Ted: Holy shit. And that's every day?
John Bennett: That's every single day.
What It Takes to Be a Hero (2016)
All might: young man you too can become a hero
Izuku Midoriya: Origin (2016)
Izuku Midoriya: All men are not created equal. This was the reality I learned about society at the young age of four. And that was my first and last setback.
The Glass Ballerina (2006)
Kate: You expect me to work in this dress?
Danny Pickett: Well, it's up to you. You can take it off if you want.
[Sawyer grins at Kate. She scowls back at him]
James 'Sawyer' Ford: [turning to Danny] How dare you?
That Wrestling Show (1999)
Midge Pinciotti: And I think everyone has room to grow. But Bob is perfectly satisfied and says just being his wife should make me happy.
Therapist: Midge, let me stop you right there. I know we've had only one session, but from what I'm hearing, everything you say is completely right and everything that Bob says is completely wrong.
Midge Pinciotti: I think I'm gonna like therapy!
Therapist: I think therapy's gonna like you!
Stolen Car (1999)
Reginald "Red" Forman: Responsible people don't go around getting their nipples twisted.
Ski Trip (1999)
Steven Hyde: Man, I can't wait! A trip to my favorite place - anywhere but here!
The Best Christmas Ever (1998)
Jackie Burkhart: Hyde, if you want to make out with me, the answer's probably no.
Eric's Buddy (1998)
Frank: Hey! You! Buy something, or get out! I have a big wedding coming in.
Steven Hyde: Frank, you don't have a big wedding coming in.
Frank: Oh. Did I say I have a big wedding? What I meant to say was: Buy something, or get out!
Sunday, Bloody Sunday (1998)
Reginald "Red" Forman: Eric, I love your grandmother very, very much. I just can't talk to her or spend any time with her.
Thanksgiving (1998)
Red: Eric, Donna just came through here looking very upset. Would you have any idea what that's about?
Eric: I have no idea. She seemed fine when we... You already know, don't you?
Red: Of course I know. Donna is such a sweet kid. How could you do this to her?
Eric: I don't know. You know, it seems like bad things are always happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Red: Son, you don't have bad luck. The reason that bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass. Now fix it.
Michael joins a gym (2005)
INDEED
A Tale of Two Cities (2006)
Kate Austen: Why did you bring me here? Why did you make me put on this dress? Why are you feeding me breakfast?
Henry Gale: I brought you here so you'd look out at the water and feel comforted -- comforted that your friends were looking out at the same ocean. I gave you the dress so that you'd feel like a lady. And I wanted you to eat your food with a real live fork and feel civilized. I did all those things so that you'd have something nice to hold on to. Because, Kate, the next two weeks are going to be very unpleasant.
Live Together, Die Alone: Part 2 (2006)
Penelope 'Penny' Widmore: All we really need to survive is one person who truly loves us. And you have her. I will wait for you always. I love you.
Pilot (2008)
Patrick Jane: I was thinking: why do magicians have beautiful girl assistants?
Dr. Linus Wagner: Why?
Patrick Jane: Because they're reliable distracters of attention. People will look at a beautiful girl for a long time before they look where they should be looking if they want to see how the trick really works.
Drive in (1998)
Reginald "Red" Forman: [Smoking in the dark as Eric enters] Hey, kid, how was the movie?
Eric Forman: It was pretty gory...
Reginald "Red" Forman: How did it end?
Eric Forman: I don't remember.
Reginald "Red" Forman: Attaboy!
That Disco Episode (1998)
Bob Pinciotti: I saw Steven and your wife in a... umm... an intimate embrace.
Red Forman: Oh, God! Now I have to kill him! Get your rifle, Bob!
The Keg (1998)
Midge Pinciotti: Oooh, "Rich Man, Poor Man"! I hope I don't get too emotional!
Kitty Forman: [Eyeing her warily] So do I.
The Hooterville Image (1966)
Eb Dawson: Wait 'till I tell the other hired hands that I work for a man that's got twelve suits, three dozen shirts and... how many pairs of shoes did you say?
Oliver Wendell Douglas: Eight.
Eb Dawson: Gee, all I got is one suit, one shirt and one shoe.
Oliver Wendell Douglas: That's all you - one shoe?
Eb Dawson: You never noticed, huh? That's because I wear it on a different foot every day.
Eric's Burger Job (1998)
Eric: [Last lines] Ricky, how did you start working here?
Ricky: Funny story. I was going to go to college, then they made me assistant manager and threw all this money at me, and I didn't go.
Eric: Yeah. I'm quitting now.
[jumps over the counter]
Ricky: Oh, I would.
? (2006)
You must help John. He has lost his way. You must make him take you to the question mark.
Two for the Road (2006)
Sawyer: [to Christian Shephard] Hey, I'm walkin' here!
S.O.S. (2006)
Bernard: [to Mr. Eko] I think I liked you better when you just hit people with your stick.
Charlie Pace: I like you just the way you are.
