Backgammon is the oldest game in the world. Archaeologists found sets when they excavated the ruins of ancient Mesopotamia. Five thousand years old. That's older than Jesus Christ... Their dice were made of bones. Two players, two sides. One is light, one is dark.
It doesn't matter, Kate, who we were, what we did before this... before the crash. It doesn't really... Three days ago, we all died. We should all be able to start over.
So I just made a choice. I would let the fear in, let it take over, let it do its thing. But only for five seconds. That's all I was going to give it.
I think it's good for them to get
a bit physical in the classroom.
Shows them that they're not
as strong as a fully-grown man.
You're a good person, Detective Agnew.
And you, Agent Chamberlain? You're the devil
I'm always amazed at what women will do because they're afraid of being rude.
Heroes, son, spoken of in song and legend. You and me, Shane and Carl
Hey! You oughta be more polite to a man with a gun! Huh? Ah! Only common sense.
Listen, Menudo. I’ve lived in this shithole for over 10 years. Pipes don’t work. Fountain’s full of piss. The only good thing about being here is that I don’t have to talk to anybody. So nice knowing you.
No serious. I've never met a woman who knew how to turn off the light. Born thinking the switch only goes one way: on.
Show No. 238 (2000)
Drew Carey: [in "Hoedown", about game show hosts]
[singing]
Drew Carey: I hate to tell this story, because myself, it might embarrass, / But the other night, I went out with the daughter of Chuck Barris. / When we went to make love, she did something that's wrong, / I took off my pants, and she gave me the gong.
