I-I'd take my sweater off but I'm afraid it's attached to my skin.
Sorry but I don't take coupons from giant chickens, not after last time.
You want your damn thirty dollars back? I want my kidney back!
What are you going to do, splash me?
Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!
I don't know. It's possible.
See you in another life then, eh brother?
You see, crime does not pay. Not even on television. You must have a sponsor. Here is ours. After which I'll return.
Happy Rabbit: Hold it chief
In this city live Lucy and Ricky Ricardo. Of course, you know Ricky as the famous orchestra leader and singer. And Lucy is the famous, um, well she's... her hair is very red. And she's married to Ricky.
Are your legs tired or are you tired of living? Keep pumping!
Mrs brown: There goes Happy Feet.
Did you hear about the guy who invented nitroglycerin? he blew his freakin' face off! His lab assistant came in the next morning, found his boss' body, and said, "Huh. I guess this stuff works." Nitroglycerin is the most unstable substance known to man. It is extremely temperamental, so you have to be...
[Arzt explodes]
You have only three choices: run, hide... or die.
Well, how am I supposed to keep straight who knows what around here? I mean, Steve didn't even know about the polar bear.
This is one time you better not be telling the truth!
I know you made a promise. I'm letting you off the hook. Let me go, Jack.
I've done everything you wanted me to! So, why did you do this! Why!
I need some friggin answers
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Everyone gets a new life on this island, Shannon. Maybe it's time you start yours.
You know why they call Australia the place down under? Because it's the closest you can get to hell without getting burned.
Jack: Sawyer, you know how to use a gun?
Sawyer: I know at least one polar bear who seems to think so.
Sometimes when he's around, things happen. He's different somehow.
Locke? Guy's a freak of nature, highly disturbed. Chances are he probably killed all his mates at the Post Office the day his mum forgot to put a cookie in his lunch tin.
The easiest way isn't always the best.
It's stupid to lie about your name.
You'll find me in the next life, if not in this one.
Jack: Get up!
Sawyer: Why? You wanna see who's taller?
Locke: What do you suppose is in that cocoon, Charlie?
Charlie: I don't know. A - a - a butterfly, I guess.
Locke: No, it's much more beautiful than that. That's a moth cocoon. It's ironic - butterflies get all the attention, but moths, they spin silk. They're stronger. They're faster.
Charlie: That's wonderful, but...
Locke: You see this little hole? This moth's just about to emerge. It's in there right now, struggling. It's digging its way through the thick hide of the cocoon. Now, I could help it - take my knife, gently widen the opening, and the moth would be free - but it would be too weak to survive. Struggle is nature's way of strengthening it. Now this is the second time you've asked me for your drugs back... ask me again, and it's yours.
No, crazy people don't know they're going crazy, they think they're getting saner.
