Lainfan

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This Is Where I Leave You

I like Bateman, but why does he always play in these kind of weak movies?
Even with him, Tina Fey, Jane Fonda and Kathryn Hahn (great comedy cast) this movie was mostly pretty boring and did not feel realistic.
It tried to achieve a mix between comedy and drama, but even while it did make me smile at some points it wasn't that funny and failed completely as a drama with the silly flat characters and plot.

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Spider-Man 3

Ridiculous movie.
The first 2 were already questionable, but this one might be the worst adaptation of DC or Marvel up until now.

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Max Reload and the Nether Blasters

This low budget movie offers some lighthearted fun for gamers and fans of the 80s, although it might still be enjoyable for others too.

Expect poor acting and a ridiculous story in a reference rich environment. Fitting for the comedy of Kevin Smith and Wil Wheaton and (at least partially) funded by a kickstarter campaign. They clearly went rampant with this project, and the passion and fun everyone had while making this film jumps off the screen. So even if all else fails, at least it has that.

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The Counselor

I couldn't believe the low rating with all those great actors, but it's true.
This movie is as boring as they get.

The only amusement came from the stupid stories Javier Bardem told.

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Settlers

They forgot to write characters.
I am more interested in what will happen after the ending than anything happening in the movie itself.

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Doors

Weird series of movie shorts (NOT a feature film) with high amounts of 'just-out-of-filmschool' feels, mixed with attempts at being Terrence Malick. Not recommended for most.

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Domino

Poor film with shallow scripting, mediocre action, and uncompelling story. The characters are rather one-dimensional and many plot lines don't go anywhere. Ending is also highly unsatisfying.

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Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

This was one of the most incoherent movies I watched in a while. I got lost so many times, that I cannot blame just myself for that anymore. Not even the best visuals would have saved this movie.

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The Transporter Refueled

The worst in the movie series. Even surpassed by the first season of the TV show. too bad.

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A.I. Rising

There is not enough there to make this moving interesting. They had an idea, but it is not worked out well. So we end up with a movie with little content that tries to distract with visuals that are more annoying than anything else.

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Power Rangers

I wish it had a better score, because those 10 seconds of 'go go' just wasn't enough for me. For the rest, it has the same cringeworthy bad storylines (what story?) as the 90s series, the same dumb line delivery and stupid writing and the same bad acting. If I had to rate this movie based as a standalone, it would have scored much lower than the 5 it gets now. Because you do not make a good and realistic Power Rangers movie that has high standards. That would just be stupid.

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A Million Ways to Die in the West

With a bad actor like Seth McFarlane in the main role it is asking for a bad movie. Many of the jokes are unoriginal and boring too. The cameo's were the best of the movie and of course Barney making a 1 line appearance.

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Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

What a dumb movie. There was some fun acting from Lee and Depp, but the best parts were the references to other movies...

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
4

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"Thank you for keeping our secret" they said, while she did her utmost best to reveal everything about them for a news story...

Shitty movie: ugly weird looking CGI, bad plot filled with holes and stupidity, shitty dialogue, no character development, useless characters, dumb origin stories etc etc etc. When will Michael Bay quit making movies?

WIll Arnett's bad jokes are probably the best thing about this movie.

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Somewhere

That was pretty pointless...

I expected a drama with heavy character development but with a very minimalistic take. At least I got that last part right. Besides the acting (especially by Elle Fanning) this was a waste of time.

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22 Jump Street

The first one was fun, this one was dumb.

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The Nut Job

This was a waste of time.

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Summer in February

Even though this movie has a wonderful setting and some wonderful shots of the raw nature around Cornwall, the story just isn't interesting enough to keep you entertained.

The first part is rather messy with introducing the characters, so when the the story really takes off you have the feeling they skipped over a lot (which they don't.) What happens next is still very predictable and the lack of interesting dialog makes the movie pretty boring.

But they made a good choice with Emily Browning. She has a noteworthy performance with her impressive subtle acting. Being able to show so much (realistic) expression changes and emotional depth proofs how good she can be on the screen. It saves the movie from being a complete waste, and makes you realize how underrated she is as an actress.

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The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones

I had low expectations, but still I was disappointed. Thank god for eye candy Collins...

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The Hangover Part III

Not really interesting. At best a movie to play in the background when having beer with friends.

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Ghostbusters

There is a reason why I don't write movies, it is because it would result in movies like this.

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Scary Movie 5

Only 2 or 3 average jokes.

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Proximity

This movie looks like it was made by someone still in film school, but on a bigger budget.
The movie is a collection of cliches and poor directing choices from beginning to end. Writing (character, dialogue and plot) is poor, music is off-putting, and does match the atmosphere or is too in your face. Visuals are okay, however questionable editing and directing choices undercut this. Acting is meh at best.
Better to skip this one if you have something else (better) to watch, you won't miss much.

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Much Ado About Nothing

Felt very awkward and staged. I understand how they wanted a literal translation of the work, but it didn't really work in this case. Couldn't watch it through and turned it off after 1/3 of it.

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The November Man

Boring and uninteresting movie. Some of the action was ok, but not spectacular. Not even Pearce could save it. Not sure why I even finished watching it.

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300: Rise of an Empire

Shitty.
The first one was already bad, but it was unique, fun too watch and had some unique acting and features.
This one is everything the first movie was, without it's positive points and all aspects done a tad worse.

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Cosmic Sin

Did this movie have any dialogue written before filming? Because it looks like it was all ad-libbed on the spot. I will give them some credit though, some lines were probably written in the break room on a dirty tissue a few minutes before the shoot.

Everything about this movie is bad, except for maybe the filming equipment. Probably in my top 10 worst movies I ever saw.

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World War Z

Terrible film. I heard it was based on a book, and I am 100% sure it wasn't this bad. So I guess we have to congratulate the screenwriters for doing a really bad job.

As a movie it is one of the worst blockbuster movies I have seen so far. It makes me want to rewatch Cloverfield to make my decision which one is worse, but I can't do that to myself.

Plotholes, bad background information, easy ending, the (ever occuring in bad movies) unrealistic non-anticipation of practically everyone, irrelevant side characters, ignoring the laws of physics and too good to be true coincidences.

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Sharknado

If a movie could be rated a 0, this one would get it

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2012 Doomsday

Worst movie ever (until now.)

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