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Percy Jackson and the Olympians: 1x03 We Visit the Garden Gnome Emporium
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BlockedParent2023-12-28T04:50:01Z— updated 2024-01-22T16:13:29Z

This episode feels like they set it up to be interesting but ended up reductive. But that's just storytelling. I'm not a fan of this particular story. Previously we were told that just because something looks like a monsters doesn't mean it is. It kinda felt specifically like a hint that Medusa was a victim (and she is) in need of sympathy for what happened to her and not revulsion for how she looks. And yet we have Medusa who saves the children and ends up with her head cut off. Almost like we could have just judged her by her monstrous appearance in the first place.

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A Murder at the End of the World: 1x04 Family Secrets

No seat belt, no helmet and I've never heard anyone pronounce Vi that way. What about Vim?

A few other things than this show is have done the same sort of weird tech. I think we're in this weird age where tech issues are represented more accurately, but tech is still represented Awfully. I remember earlier one of the big kings of tech still picks his password to be a date that personally significant to him. No one does that.. especially not the tech elite. I mean men that especially not people who are actually technically literate. The tech elite are a bunch of morons who just have money but anyone who knows any technology know if you don't put your birthday as a password

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Tracker: 1x01 Klamath Falls

It kinda says something about jail, that, in this show, this dude is facing being imprisoned. Having already been there, he decides he'd rather blow his brains out than go back. This is presented casually. The show doesn't see this as exceptional, barely noteworthy. The average viewer just understands this. It doesn't need to be explained. That says something kind of terrifying about our society. His crime to go back was kidnapping. It's not like he hurt the kid or killed someone.

It's fine. Nothing special yet. Justin is ruggedly handsome enough. The secondary team is compelling enough to meet minimum standards. We have his weekly tropes of fighting for money now and "Contract becomes legally binding upon success" etc.

If you have a gap in your line up this is competent enough to fight for a spot. We'll see how it looks three episodes in. Right now could go either way.

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A Murder at the End of the World: 1x01 Homme Fatale

Ugh. I didn't want to watch this. I thought it was a movie when the trailer started but I hit play by accident and it was effective. I got sucked in. A nice bob and weave with the story telling. Obviously a lot of mystery to come up with and a murder that might or might not be.

I can't say know to a locked room mystery. One of us did it is just my jam so hard. I don't have a handle on Darby yet what kind of detective she is going to be but I do have a rough grasp on what kind of person she's going to be and I like her intensity. I think it's going to serve her well though out the series.

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Good Omens: 1x01 In the Beginning

It's a strong opening but nothing that supremely wows me. At worst though I'm pretty interested in this characters. They're unique and fun. It's classic cheeky interpretations of religion. Like oh hey The Lord loves bowling doesn't that make us just so unique and different? It's nothing you haven't seen in 50 different irreverent episodes about religious characters before.

But I didn't hate it. It's a great setup. If this was network TV I'd be worried about it being picked up but we're in a new world. Shows can have merely okay openings and then grow them into something deeper.

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Inside Man: 1x01 Episode 1

Okay, well that was confusing. The most notable storyline in this episode is the one involving the maths tutor, well specifically the maths tutor and the vicar.

Good lord woman why are you so.... and I struggle to find another word for this but stupid. Just one stupid moment flipped the entire path of the story for a character who honestly was amazing before then.

When you know someone so well why would make the presumptions she makes. Being shocked at CP I get. That's awful stuff I can't imagine. But assuming that Ben your math student is gleefully and casually taking ownership of it is ridiculous. The worst part is that in spite of the fact that his father is a vicar she can't imagine any other outcome than it's Ben's "He told me from his own mouth". Now Harry is also a moron for being unable to explain a simple concept like "it belongs to a parish member" without going through three fumbles. Just explain. How this ended up with her bleeding in your basement is beyond belief.

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You: 2x06 Farewell, My Bunny

How did I miss all the totems? I thought I was watching for them.

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Tom Clancy's Jack Ryan: 2x01 Cargo

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BlockedParent2022-11-09T19:13:17Z— updated 2023-01-24T05:31:53Z

Holy balls. I remembered that the trailer for this season had me halted at just how bad the geopolitics was, but I wasn't prepared for it to jump into this inane plot where the government, of the United States of America, is in utter throat-clutching terror of Venezuela gaining nuclear power. It's utterly ridiculous and it jars me out of the verisimilitude of the show.

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Anon
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BlockedParent2018-05-21T20:56:12Z— updated 2023-12-04T05:02:59Z

First of all, there's so much nudity in this movie. It made me uncomfortable, because none of it with maybe the exception of Amanda Seyfried was necessary. In the end, we have a movie I thought would be deeper, but ended up being a far far more pedestrian mystery thriller than I anticipated. As a result it kinda worked. I never expected things to turns out as they did because I never imagined this movie would settle so low. It sounds like a back-handed compliment and it sort of is, but I did end up enjoying the movie.

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Avenue 5: 2x05 Let's Play with Matches

Honestly I didn't think it was possible to reach the heights of Season 1 Episode 8 This Is Physically Hurting Me. But they may have just hit that same high. Once again to break it down A5 is a show about people who are stupid. But there is about three levels of stupid. Now that everything is out in the open completely we get to watch all three levels react to the ensuring chaos. After some chaos and humor it settles into an election. Who will leave them into the future?

We could have guessed from this alone where it was going to go anything else would have been a mild surprise. What makes Avenue 5 so great as a comedy is HOW we get there. Even as it got increasingly more obvious how it would end up the character take the stupidest route and somehow end up there.

Resulting in the funniest scenes of what has been a funny season in a rather funny show. I don't know how long they can keep this up? But I'm down to let them try.

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Never Have I Ever: 2x01 … been a playa

Okay our characters are still our characters. Devi is a relatable character who doesn't make the best decisions but she's still relatable. She's still fun. Annnnnd I'm going back to rewatch Season 1. Not even because I'm particularly lost but because I kinda want to go through the whole thing again. It was a good ride. This episode was classic NHIE. No notes. Though it was filled with a lot of boy-kissing which was amusing.

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Coroner: 1x01 Black Dog

a truly awful pilot episode. unintentionally hilarious.

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Hair Love

Every Single Time. Three times each time I watch it tears fall. A masterpiece in emotional short story telling. I think it's as effective if not more than the opening scene of Up and that was incredible. A well earned Oscar win.

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You: 1x04 The Captain

Giving Beck a voice was great. It removed the creepy idolization stain on her from seeing her only from Joe's perspective. It gives her agency that is starting to be needed to take this show to a new level.

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Severance: 1x09 The We We Are

While severance has been a slick show from the beginning. Well shot. Well paced. Well acted. It's been kind of a slow drag to nowhere. Even the revelation of Petey while interesting didn't really take us anywhere. But episodes 8 and 9 really do successfully deliver on the tension that's been building all season finally unite the inside story and the outside story.

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The Rookie: 2x01 Impact

talia was being sexually harassed by a guest star. For some reason the show did not take her completely seriously there's no reason for them not to have done that because she is a main character and the perpetrator was merely a guest star who had no important role in the show. However she decided to stick to her guns and leave the show . this is very unfortunate because I really did enjoy her character. I've been wondering how they were going to deal with her character not being on the show anymore turns out they just use the laziest solution they have. It does the job but there's a very noticeable hole in the balance on the show.

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Jennifer's Body

Jennifer's Body is a fun romp. I remember when it came out and I definitely avoided it because of Megan Fox but also because I don't like horror movies. If I had been sat down to watch it back then however I definitely would have enjoyed it even back then. It's not the scariest movie out there and for me that's a bonus. It does a lot of very interesting things with characters. The hot girl and the nerd girl friendship is common enough it's becoming a trope but in spite of the many times I've seen it before this movie came out and before I actually saw this movie last night I actually like their relationship. The movie isn't about a giant schism between them from middle school they're actually friends and that's interesting. I even liked the ending. I might even watch a sequel to this movie because i think there's room to do things with this world. But I don't need it. I'm completely satiated.

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The Titan

a compelling and paced opening that doesnt deliver in the back end. the acting is solid the writing and directing are okay. until the movie can't stall any longer and is forced to try to do something with what build up it has. then it stumbles and falters to a finish.

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The White Lotus: 1x01 Arrivals

oh dang Rachel those are TEENAGE GIRLS. Don't talk to them. Just don't make eye contact and hope they don't speak to you.

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The Afterparty
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BlockedParent2022-03-04T14:52:20Z— updated 2022-03-06T00:25:34Z

What a fun time and satisfying conclusion. Heck yeah the murder mystery genre is BACK!

All the twists and turns you want without any of the double crossing you get in the spy genre. All ending in a pretty solid conclusion.

As long as you're not the sort of person who is looking for the killer yourself You can sit back and watch our "bumbling... or is she?" detective do her interviews and drill down to the murderer complete with just enough tangles. I don't mind but I know some people really get annoyed when they can't follow along with the mystery and find the proof themselves. In this case the proof is so inconsequential I refuse to believe anyone would have noticed it on first watch. Yet it's not entirely inplausible that in the telling of the story that inconsistency didn't stick out.

A fun cast, a fun mystery. I mean seriously. How Great Is This Party?!?!?!

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Evil: 2x07 S Is for Silence

A fantastic premise for this show. An abbey of silence where they have to assess a miracle without saying a word. There's an air of the disturbing throughout the whole episode in spite of some of the most genuine moments of amusement in the series today. Some clever and unexpected visual design on the internal monologues really help keep the engagement up without disturbing the air of silence.

An utterly delightful episode that plays with the line between reality and fiction that is practically the trademark of this show.

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Russian Doll: Season 1

Not the biggest fan of the ending but I also didn't hate it. It was a fun ride and it did something new with the GHD formula which I liked. It added a second person. Talk about co-dependence ehh?

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Naked
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BlockedParent2017-08-12T13:40:14Z— updated 2017-08-21T03:05:30Z

Naked is a good but not great groundhog day clone. It's above decent even, with a touch of gross out humor (and I'm not talking about Marlon's naked body) that plague Wayan's films since Scary Movie 2. Still sincerity is developed eventually, though it doesn't feel that way from the start.

Groundhog Day movies are about characters becoming better people. The main character in this movie usually has to start off as a bad character and become better. Rob Anderson, our naked main character, does not start off bad. He actually starts off very sympathetic, but as the movie goes on you realize that he's not exactly good as he seemed.

It's a sort of backwards wave for character development and it causes things to start off a bit slowly because you don't realize if anyone has had any actual character progression. By the end of the movie, however, a solid argument could be made that the film is worthwhile. So to reconclude, in the end the movie is better than decent but not fantastic.

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Abbott Elementary: 1x01 Pilot

A middling pilot, but there's certainly a lot of room to grow

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Evil: 2x01 N Is for Night Terrors

A great season opener reminding you of everything you like about this show. The amount of memes you could make from Kristen's face alone

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Younger: 7x02 It's the End of the World, Worm Girl

just a quick shoutout to the faux Greta Thurnberg. I'm sure Greta as barely a teenage has well intentioned but incompletely formed thoughts on the environment that are probably still worth listening to but this caricature of her is ridiculous.

"She's amazing. Sixteen and speaking truth to power like that?"

The girl said it was literal WASTE for everyone to have a microphone. hahah. She tried to shame everyone for the waste of energy it takes to make ice cubes. Someone introduce faux Greta to the ADA because there's a lot of wasteful things in there that don't NEED to be done but get done because they serve a purpose of making life dignified for people with disabilities. Like maybe people with poor hearing get to hear clearly because microphones exist. I'm only 3 minutes in but I feel like this character is a huge swing and a miss. Even if you don't like Greta this is really unfair.

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The Falcon and the Winter Soldier: 1x03 Power Broker

We can't end every episode with a character reveal. All the people who hated WandaVision for "being so slow". Well this is the show for you because it's basically a marvel movie without any of the recap. If you don't know who everyone is before you started episode one this series is just a mess. SO many people wanted to know if they could watch WandaVision without seeing Marvel movies first and it's so doable with so little information. "She's a witch, he's an android" that's it. TFatWS is so far the opposite. I've seen every MCU property and I'm still barely keeping it straight. I'm sure this will be the most fun for the people who do the entire MCU marathon and having just watched 15 movies going right into this it will feel great but watching it live is still not that good. It's just so hard to care about anything or anyone in this series.

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Russian Doll: 1x02 The Great Escape

As this episode opens I begin to see how this concept can work as a television series. The first episode was good but this is the episode that seals me in. Now I'm ready to see where this leads.

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Mrs. Davis: 1x02 Zwei Sie Piel mit Seitung Sie Wirtschaftung

The pilot was good.. not great but good. This was better. This was good enough to sell me on the entire season. I'm starting to think I do see though to the plot I just don't connect the dots. I noticed "the character" in Glass Onion and I kept seeing these bits of stupidity I just didn't think anything of it. In the pilot I noticed the cow looked odd but I didn't think anything of it. And here I saw bad logic and just didn't think anything of it. I think a lot of people are quick to call out plot points long before the story has even really decided on them but maybe there's a degree of merit to the proceedings.

But this episode was solid. We learned a bit. People acted a bit and the AI did it's thing a little bit.

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Russian Doll: 2x01 Nowhen

I went in without a rewatch and it's.. ok in that respect. I don't feel like I forgot so much I'm confused and they do a good job setting the play ing field. Nadia is still a weird character to me. But at least she's not every other female character on TV so there's that. It's a good promising start.

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