- Terry Cloth robe: Tom and SNL's Will Farrell discuss his nice aqua bath robe
- intro
- Talkin with Glenn, the money grubbing bastard
- Falling down in the streets.. (making fun of cripples)
- Revivin' a dead moose
- Guest: Bruce the chef.. throwin a halibut into the audience
- Billy Bob's Mountain... eatin caramels in town
- Cyntra the Domanatrix .. you pee on people! how much for the warm poo
- Foamin newsreporter... Tom visits a Calgary television station during noon news.
- Glenn's scam: moving Laptops
- Tom visits a joke shop. Finds an anal intruder, and a masturbation kit.. embarrasses old woman
- Game: Jugs of Orange Juice. Spraying Glenn Humplik with milk
- Signing with the old native woman: "and away we go.."
- Finale with the sleeping moose, more humping..
