- Allen Shields in his undies falls down the stairs
- Intro
- Blue faced Humplik. Contest: Guess the sound. Glenn likes his sisters breasts
- Tourist Tom: "This sucks.. ohh that sucks"
- Phone fun: calling people, guess the sound contest
- Billy Bob: drinking the kids juice..
- Phil Giroux: likes to laugh at the less fortunate
- Talking with the deaf old man, makin faces
- Tom and Glenn makeout
- 3am in St. Paul. The UFO visitor
- Guest: Art the sperm expert. Phils semen is tested, then flung at Glenn by Tom.
- The rock collector: Tom eats cow shite
- Chainsawing the desk: evacuate the studio
- Crowd outside, Tom plays in a fire truck...
