- Observational Humor: You ladies all have nice hair cuts.. you must work in a salon
- Glenns a major ladies man. Cheated on his girlfriend in a ski chalet
- Milkin Cows: Captain Kirk
- Toms a taco: dipped into salsa by Hump
- Intercom trixter
- Guest: Kim Rogers; lab technician, and Phils girlfriend. Also touches Phils penis
- Toms artistic masterpiece: Tiger Zebra. Hanging in the national gallery of Canada
- Tom flicks Phils piss at Glenn
- Rescuing a dead hawk
- Glenn gives Tom some porn. Glenn steals cable with a black box
- Tom pours semen onto Glenn.. he'd been saving up
- Tom sings to Pierce Brosnon
- Guest: a psychic that really sucks.
