- Chinese dude intro
- Intro
- Defending Humplik, Glenn doesnt know C++ (neither do I..)
- Tom goes on a garbage route
- Bullhorn comedy in Eatons, talking to the deaf camera man.. using bullhorn to announce he has condoms
- Phone Fun: calling crime stoppers reporting Glenn cheats on his girlfriend. Spraying Glenn Humplik with milk
- Celery Generals
- Guest: Ed the Sock. Spraying milk on ed, and his puppeteer
- The dysfunctional mall. Repeats segment replaced with profile on Humplik: the band (due to legal reasons)
- Glenn Humplik sings a song: "When I was young"
