- Milkin Cows: Tom the cop milks cows in downtown Toronto. Derek is interviewed and says its great and artistic
- Intro
- Electric Fly swatter test on Glenn
- You can order these amazing products
- Dancing with dead fishes
- A fan writes: Glenn does nothing on the show. Spraying a Polaroid of Glenn Humplik with milk
- Security Enthusiast
- The man with paper wings
- Toms revenge on metro magazine
- "I love you Glenn": Tamera the stripper gives glenn a lap dance
- More fly swatter fun
- Talking with the deaf old man part 2 "can ladies wear shorts?"
- Chainsawing the desk.. putting the head through the hole
- Kids should enjoy nature.. they shouldnt do drugs and put their penises into vaginas ok!
