- Milkin Cows: Tom dressed as a cop milks a cow in downtown Toronto
- Intro
- Pizza Stick: Glenn Humplik
- Modern Family Restaurant
- Guest: Allen Shields: nudist, fun old guy
- Lookin for nature, wrapped in saran wrap and tinfoil
- Contest for a cruise: phone inside Racky
- Talking with a toothless old man
- Injured bird gets into the bank
- Chainsawing the desk
- Injured Tom with Bike... cops bust him
- Beat Glenn with a loaf of bread
- Toms poem to a chinese girl
