- Playing soccer with a deer
- Intro
- Secret audience camera: Spraying Glenn Humplik with milk
- Billy Bob: "I like putting rocks in my bum"
- Guest: Rene', the crazy mental guy that cant speak clearly
- Small town: Kenora, Ontario. High voiced Tom applies at local radio stations, followed by cable access show: Big city Beef
- Making fun of Humplik's car: the suzuzki swift
- Holding up traffic: tom puts his face on the side of a bus
- Sneakin into movies: makin friends with scott
- Talkin with a crazy old racist man "I like that negro eddie murphy"
- Glenn Humplik loves children: Who are slaves and make his t-shirts. Spraying Glenn Humplik with milk
- Observation Humor
