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This week: A robbery worthy of Scooby Doo, why genius ideas only come to the sober and a group of men in Florida seize their moment ... plus half a million dollars in tequila ...
This week: I hear you licking, but you can't come in! Plus: fifteen inches that are fooling no one, and when self-diagnosis goes a little too far ... and weird ...
This week: helpful hints to spot a bad journalism, the ultimate "what are you in for" story and a full accounting of how to get free stuff from very dumb companies ...
This week: Something's about to explode at the Taco Bell, and not the way you would expect. Also: the bedding aisle in one Walmart will never be the same, and does someone on the hood qualify you for the carpool lane ... ?
This week: why call a taxi when you can steal the pizza delivery car for free? Also a bank robbery tunnel is foiled by a pothole, and what happens when you combine a kid, fireworks, a sewer and a pocket of methane ...
This week: Objection! My lawyer is covered in bed bugs! Also a 66th birthday featuring mooning and playing chicken with cops, and what do you do when your getaway driver needs a five star review?
This week: A drunk and disorderly hat trick, golfing with friends (and then terrorizing the other golfers) and what not to do when you find a million dollar check from the IRS in your mailbox ...
This week: a man with two toilets and too much free time, why sometimes shopping online can save you legal trouble, and the most Florida mayor of all time ...
This week: An attempt to get out of jury duty backfires hardcore, a ten minute wait for crab legs ends in a utensil brawl and why sometimes it's better to just quit than stay at a job you hate ...
This week: When "What Not to Put in Your Luggage" goes pro, going too far for your Mickey Mouse memorabilia and the worst thing to forget when you board your plane ...
This week: when Facebook goes down, don't call the police. Also: new and exciting uses for a T-shirt cannon, and how to sink your own car on dry land ...
This week: Crime + Crime = Oh no, still crime. Also brave experiments in axe body spray and the best unintentional car commercial you'll see all week ...
This week: A lesson in consent, hallucination and rental cars, creative ways to lose your job (and go to jail), and a retirement aspiration for us all ... with crossbows and jetskis ...
This week: Remedial chainsaw storage etiquette, a muddy field meets the worst solution possible and what happens when an ATM meets a backhoe ...
This week: A cash machine fire of righteousness, a $29,000 investment you never want to actually touch and wowee ... folks, the last story has to be heard to be believed.
This week: UberEats, except with cops! Also how Facebook has ruined the concept of being on the run and how to ruin a food fight for everyone ...
This week: A man, a chimney, and a regret. Also the local neighborhood alligator stops by for a chat and a new twist on "tunnel of love" ...
This week: A remedial class in "where not to put the alligator," bringing new perspective to "never a borrower or lender be," and the world's hardest secret agent ...
This week: A giant mistake on a London tube, a giant mistake that is YouTube, and one man's unfortunate lesson in interstate commerce.
This week: A Lego kit with some extremely aftermarket blocks, "Gone In 60 Seconds" meets "Six Feet Under" and the logistic of putting a Telecaster in your pants ...
This week: an Instagrammer goes in for antique vandalism, a wedding crasher who hasn't seen the film and one man's terrible, horrible, no good very bad day. With balloons!
This week: I've heard of the one-armed bandit, but this is ridiculous. Also Amazon's two day guarantee doesn't say you'll get exactly what you ordered, and a kid with a magnetic appeal (and a huge hospital bill) ....
This week: Street brawls with horses, taking your ISP issues into your own hands and one Louisiana principal has a whole lot of explaining to do ...
This week: the keys to freedom could be as close as your grandfather's walker! Also we learn that among the many things Bitcoin can't buy is your dignity, and turning a pizza delivery truck into instant popularity (and a rap sheet) ...
This week: You really don't need to take off more than your shoes and your belt to get through the TSA, but that didn't stop this dude! Also this week: a petition to take a show off a streaming service works (kind of), and what do you do when there's tanks on the lawn ... ?
This week: More wasps than a Sunday brunch, the live-action Hamburglar reboot leaves something to be desired and why sometimes working two jobs will leave you with no job at all ...
This week: If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try, try, try, try until you're arrested again. Also when LARP gets a little too real, and why YouTube was a mistake.
This week: Can a baby bird leave a five star review on Uber? Also a real-life "Stand By Me" reboot and a date that ends up with a call to the Coast Guard ...
This week: It's a small world after all ... and you've been banned from it. Also a creative invocation of "It's not mine, I'm holding it for a friend" and a lawyer dropped from a tall building ... who unfortunately had a parachute.
This week:The most awkward souvenir to cram in your luggage, when Gatorade meets car repair and a boat, a brawl and a cursed clown ...
This week: the tweets are coming from inside the fridge. Also this week, "that's not mine" gets pushed to a new limit and the lord almighty lays his wrath upon a toilet ...
This week: how rom-coms have ruined society, a fighting style that no master could anticipate, and a new way to Pokemon Go ... to jail ...
This week: what goes 87 mph but can't reach the pedals? Find out! Also new and stupid uses for roman candles and we discover that no one is immune to crime ... not even the criminals ...
This week: On the eve of Hurricane Dorian, we have some important safety tips (like don't sail into the storm, idiot). Also this week: the dark and dire power of a Harry Potter wand, and some absolutely screwy antics. Literally. Screws.
This week: Two men find a way to go to jail for stealing dirt, a lesson in where not to go to satisfy a midnight craving for fried food, and Costco sells diamond rings. No, no punchline there, just kind of surprised.
This week: the happiest place on earth (to get banned from)! Also this week: you don't have to be faster than Area 51 security (just faster than the YouTuber next to you) and why a getaway vehicle you can outrun on foot might not be the best plan ...
This week: Luke from Rocked joins us for picking fights with bears, fending off angry camels and a fire at a clinic for bulls that makes Luke wish we had a poop story ...
This week: It's bears in school, deer in bathtubs and outdoor advertising gone wild! Dear lord what is this show ...
This week: Big trouble in the Big Lots ceiling, how not to play the flute and when spin cycles go horribly wrong ...
This week: Cheating the Lord at bingo, why you don't cut out the (illegal) middleman, and if you're going on a rampage, remember to take time out to shower ...
This week: New and horrific uses for toothpaste, cutting out the porch pirate middleman, and good ol' Segway Shenanigans ...
This week: One man "Let it Go" in a Target and now the toys have to be destroyed. Also this week: things to do in Kansas (hint: GTA) and how not to test new tires ...
The annual collection of the best of the worst costumes of things people should not find sexy returns ...
This week: It's the week after Halloween, which means it's time for the yearly blackface story! Plus one woman turns the Bronx Zoo into her own personal "circle of life," and more gender reveal shenanigans (with tannerite) ...
This week: Why the "bro code" doesn't work on speeding tickets, "fake it till you make it" gone horribly wrong and look! Up in the sky! It's a boy! It's a girl! No, it's a moron!
This week: A new South Dakota public awareness campaign gets way too much public awareness, the most expensive fire in Fort Lauderdale history, and climate change learns to embrace irony ...
This week: a dog, a car, and a stick shift. Plus a showing of Frozen 2 breaks out into a machete riot and one man's trip to court is littered with tears, explosions, and a terrible wardrobe ...
This week: Our yearly commerce battle begins anew! Also this week: a baby shower gift from Goodwill contains surprises and a story that will make you shudder every time you hear the word "frosting." #GOATWATCH2019
This week: the Bumpus Hounds are upon us (and our turkeys). Plus, how to get daddy to take the t-bird away before you ever lay hands on it, and fleeing the police is no laughing matter ... except when it is ...
This week: Holiday decorations to make Santa feel awkward, learning how your cat feels when they climb your Christmas tree and when you use so much air freshener that really, the explosion was just doing you a favor ...
This week: A toddler, a rock, thirty cars and a dream. Also a literal miracle of an interstate pileup, and sometimes you come home to find your house is gone ...
This week: It's the episode you've all been waiting for! Well, not "waiting," exactly. More like dreading. We talk about all the things that went in all the holes this year! Plus: an angry tortoise gets some Christmas payback, and a five year old girl becomes the holiday hero we deserve ...
