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This week: Saying "marry me" with fireworks sets off the wrong sparks, forging lottery tickets with super glue and a woman determined to get her sweet and sour, no matter the cost ...
This week: Yes. I know. I am aware of it. Thank you, yes, I know. I know. Also a couple dudes steal an airport bus, make a run for the Irish border and nobody has any idea why ...
This week: That Movie Chick guests host for a Florida hover-shoe bandit, a rock climber bereft of basic math and the absolutely worst decision anyone running late for a flight has ever made ...
This week: Hello, 911? I want a divorce! Also this week: a cell phone crook finds getting in is easier than getting out, and caution: falling iguanas ...
This week: When "they all look alike" can finally get someone in trouble, a freakout in the middle-aged dude toy store, and when you say "bring the gasoline on deck," that isn't what they meant ...
This week: "Truth in advertising" at inappropriate times, the home shop(lifting) network and clearing out odors the hard way ...
This week: Why you shouldn't get love advice from brands, a lawmaker struggles to grasp how am woman work, and what happens when Google Maps just simply doesn't like you ...
This week: The absolute wrong car to steal, another adventure in 911-as-customer-service, and That Doesn't Go There: the WebMD edition.
This week: Luke from Rocked joins us as a town in Italy takes the whole "water into wine" thing way too far, the anime "Bleach" has some surprising fans and Girl Scout Cookies are so good it's a crime ... in this case, literally ...
This week: A headline profile peace leads to schadenfreude, who not to call when you run out of toilet paper and a couple of thieves work harder, not smarter ...
This week: Pokemon Go ... to the hospital! Also a T-Rex costume lark at the worst possible time, and playing "Groundhog Day" with your local police ...
This week: A man in the UK takes a broad interpretation of "local pickup," a Subway franchiser's attempt at an "enterprising" promotion fails by a footlong and the things that really matter during a stay-at-home ... like arson ...
This week: How to get 300 tennants to organize a rent strike on accident. Also fun with swords and who is driving dog is driving how can this be?
This week: The Easter Bunny faces a new foe, the most expensive beer run in the world, and one man's live action game of Super Mario Brothers goes horribly wrong ...
This week: No shirt, no shoes, no contest, your honor! Also "baby on board" goes to the limit, and "no spoilers" gets a whole new meaning ...
This week: A lesson in how compound interest (doesn't) work, catfishing by way of the FBI and sometimes in life, a man in a gorilla costume will just barge into your home ...
This week: Spray tan-ness is next to godliness! Also a five year old sends out to buy a sports car and one dude has picked the perfect spot to ride this whole thing out ... no, not the pub ...
This week: A bull, an itch, and an 800 house power outage. Also this week: it's getting so's a man can't rob a store without getting his car stolen anymore, and we meet the most haunted woman in America!
This week: The FBI is on Twitter and they do not wish to be taunted. Also: Area Man faces consequences for actions (the horror) and a pair of thieves take the term "melonhead" too literally ...
This week: Want to get into IRL streaming? Wait until your probation's over, maybe. Also: racing your go-kart on the worst possible track and hey, who wants to hop in the cage and hug the bear?
This week: Monkeys violate the Geneva Conventions, a reverse Ferris Bueller's Day Off and a reason you'll never look at chopsticks the same way again ...
This week: The Golden Gate bridge attempts to summon the Old Ones, when it's not the word you don't say but the negative space AROUND the word, and USB is compatible with almost everything, but it has limits ...
This week: The difference between land mines and lawn flamingos, returning to the scene of the crime for the dumbest of reasons, and the Portuguese Cultural Centre in Winnipeg gets its moment in the spotlight ...
This week: A bizarre number of reruns! Swimming at the Bass Pro (again?), painting restoration by the hideously unqualified (again?!) and a final story to which all I can say is "prepare to clench."
This week: Homemade fireworks, just like mom used to make! Plus the worst meet-cute in history and what happens when your job suddenly turns into an action flick ...
This week: a racist beer bottle, when a pizza turns into a felony and please, don't drink on the electric fence ...
This week: what's three feet tall and costs $1200? You'd be surprised! Also yet another gender reveal party goes horribly wrong and what happens when you try to hire someone with a very particular set of skills yet can't read the fine print ...
This week: CELEBRATING 20 YEARS OF RADIO DEAD AIR! GOD HELP US! Candles in cars, when Batman goes bad and the secret pipeline to arm baboons ...
This week: Mickey Mouse signs tax refunds, KFC's Emancipation Day advertisement goes horribly wrong and nothing says "Florida" like hopping on a semi's windshield in the middle of the interstate ...
This week: A man is offered a free mask and responds with $1000 in property damage, when you really want to get in the last word (against the judge who sentenced you) and not only can't white men jump, they can't wear pants either ...
This week: "Get off my lawn" escalates to a .50 cal, a bank robbery results in a different kind of "clean" getaway, and when Pokemon Go meets Ok Boomer ...
This week: 2 + 2 = bridge collapse, donuts on I-95 and not the kind with sprinkles, and when nineteen centimeters is all it takes to make a pair of adults lose their everloving minds ...
This week: Who wants an ice cold can of refreshing hand sanitizer? Also: why it's not good to antagonize the Taco Bell while not wearing pants, and a holistic medicine that doubles as a fetish ...
This week: Goat solidarity, stupid human tricks with super glue, and is it a boy? Is it a girl? No! It's a SCORCHED EARTH!
This week: Not everything is "try before you buy," the greatest battle ever imagined (literally) and sometimes, the train catches you ...
This week: A potty emergency won't get you out of an arrest warrant, "Autopilot" doesn't mean "naptime" and just because you have nationalized health care doesn't mean you should risk your life for Snapchat ...
This week: The childhood covenant of "time out" is put to the test, the worst excuse to get out of homework and one man has found a way to cut the line for the Bad Place ...
This week: A trip to Baskin Robbins results in 31 flavors and a traffic stop, a man who is determined to get good at one particular crime no matter how many tries it takes, and SWEARROTS!
This week: The internet of things puts Mr. Happy on lockdown, a man becomes his own Streisand Effect and the cunning new plan vampires have developed for entering churches ...
This week: The prestigious New Yorker has a less-than-prestigious Zoom call, why research is essential before you harass a chicken plant online and maybe if you're going to do crimes you shouldn't write a song about it ...
This week: Steamed clams? Also actual garbage trucks on fire and the quickest way to make yourself the least popular man in Ireland ...
It's time once again for the best of the worst of provocative Halloween costumes!
Why don't you just take a seat over here ...
This week: Officer, arrest that man! He didn't give me the magic I paid for! Also a dine and dash meets gravity, and the entirety of Florida-based US intelligence gets taken for a four million dollar ride ...
This week: Yup. That really happened. Also this week, what happens when you try to keep your U-Haul and usually when you go jump in a lake you don't take a truck along with you ...
This week: another priceless piece of Spanish art, another trainwreck of a restoration! Also why you can't just lay claim to anything you find on the side of the road and why maybe it's a good idea to wear a button-down to court ...
This week: Just because you filled out the form doesn't mean you always get to do the (stupid) thing. Also a robbery goes cold (ha!) and abandoning your car doesn't mean you aren't responsible for where you left it ...
This week: a completely different kind of mysterious monument, a unique strategy for eluding capture and who not to call for help while you're doing crimes ...
This week: This week: The one time when it's okay to wear a mask, and you take if off for the bank robbery?! Also you might need Jesus but Jesus doesn't need you, and "adjusting your pants" with a bang ...
This week: Flamethrower drones, cannibal sandwiches and overdraft meltdowns ...
This week: pandas on rollerskates, vultures meet cannonfire, and a GTA speedrun that went about as well as any GTA speedrun ...
This week: a 12 year old DJ becomes a legend, a mystery brain washes ashore and it's that time of year when we find out who put what in where ...
