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This week: welcome to 2022, the brands are thirsty! Also cosplay done wrong and how not to request sick leave ...
This week: a pair of cops are forced to Pokemon Go on unemployment, the Santa Claus LARPers strike again and when test driving a card somehow turns into public nudity ...
This week: When you can't get your deposit back, pulling out sharp objects rarely improves a situation. Also re-arranging selfies on a car that's going down, and when fleeing the police it's important to have a complete breakfast ...
This week: Just how exactly can you shoplift a guitar in your pants? Let's find out! Also when you go from X-Ray to NFT, that spells "malpractice," and we discover that loudly haggling for children in the Walmart checkout is a pretty bad idea ...
This week: New and exciting innovations in fishing, the raging debate over whether or not Scotland is a country (it is, shut up) and when your limo with the dance pole goes into the creek, it's GoFundMe time!
This week: If you're going to steal someone's identity, make sure they don't have an arrest warrant. Also a driver ignores traffic warnings and goes on an aquatic adventure, and the last story this week is just a super deluxe extra with everything. Including a forklift.
This week: nothing says "Valentine's Day" like snitching to the cops! Also a bored museum security guard uses stupidity to get some excitement, and no officer, that's not my alligator. I'm just holding it for a friend ...
This week: We've got a mugshot for the all time hall of fame, a fourteen year old seeking a hitman and homemade Mormon rocket fuel. What more could you want?
This week: He didn't try to sink the boat, he conducted a special submerging operation. Also getting time off from work for maternity leave is great (unless you made up the entire baby) and probably one of the worst places ever to put a double-A battery and if you know this show no not there no not there either yes it went there I know I'm sad too.
This week: another holiday, another brand stepping on a social media rake. Also a woman attempts to shoot Target under par, and an X-ray that will give you screaming nightmares ...
This week: I've heard of stealing everything not nailed down, but this is ridiculous. And the mayor. Also a Tik-Tok + Tesla = totaled, and a discussion about pickles you'll wish we never had.
This week: If you're going to scream at Will Smith, make sure you're screaming at the right Will Smith. Also a woman attempts to get a fast food employee sent to chicken jail, and a robbery that probably ended up sounding like a Korn album ...
This week: Why get one inoculation against a virus when you can get the same one eighty-seven times? Also a British Bobby playing with his helmet and a reminder that a naked guy can hop right onto an airport tarmac but be sure you take your shoes off at the gate ...
Did someone get crushed by a huge freakin guy? We'll find out! Also "Putin made me do it" doesn't work with speeding tickets and how do you know if a dude has a sword in his cane? He'll tell you ...
This week: Impersonating a cop for $1 off a burger at Wendy's is no way to go through life, son. Also how to fail your learner's permit while also being haunted for the rest of your life, and "no shirt, no shoes, no service" doesn't mean you do it yourself ...
This week: It's not the crash that gets you, it's the sudden FAA investigation at the end. Also we introduce you to the phrase "novelty grenades" and when you're trying to pretend to be a cop it helps not to pull over a marked police cruiser ...
This week: Maybe learn to drive stick before you drop three quarters of a million on a car? Also what's most probably the most Alabama of all crimes, and you know what every airport loves? Unexploded munitions!
This week: Luke joins us for a overly curteous lawnmover thief, a middle school coach with a truck and poor judgement, and there's something on the wing of the plane! Again! Again again!
This week: When you're driving around with stolen tags, you should do normal things like pumping gas into the bed of a pickup. Also this week: a man thinks he's discovered a novel political solution (he hasn't) and Johnny Cash like you've never seen him before!
This week: A two year old decides he wants all the cheeseburgers and gets them, a beauty store has a cleanup on aisle "nope," and please excuse me from jail Mr. Police, I have a note from my President ...
This week: Someone creamed the Mona Lisa and now we're demonetized. Also spiritual cleansing at a Mexican restaurant (sans pants), and hundreds gather once again to determine who is the one true Josh ...
This week: There's a reason we left riding down the river on a makeshift raft in the 19th century. Also when you try to return a car to the dealer make sure it has all four wheels, and one man's tantrum reshapes the course of art history ...
This week: Luke from Rocked fills in this week for a jet ski thief who forgot a crucial maritime crime requirement, damaging historic tourist sites on the cheap and a surprise visit from above to a church service isn't actually the second coming ...
This week: We revisit the world's greatest hotbed of international military espionage, which is also a freaking video game forum. Also an Australian teen entrepreneur in the world of farm to ... er, "table" delivery and one man racks up an entire lifetime of fender benders in a single night ...
This week: If you're gonna steal, maybe public transportation is not the best getaway method. Also spirits order a man to burn down his boss' house and a dad fights the police with construction equipment ...
This week: Videotaping this arson was the best idea we ever had! Also an art forger is tripped up because they just couldn't help being a butthead, and the annual cavalcade of fireworks stupidity ...
This week: Luke joins us for a long delayed "I told you so," a gaslighter who forgot the existence of screenshots and why you shouldn't just jump down any random vent opening you find ...
This week: Dominic Noble joins us this week as we look at just how much unsolicited nudes make people hate you, an innovative new marketing technique involving teddy bears and pitchforks, and an Australian town has trouble telling the difference between a pot farm and the apocalypse ...
This week: Vengence is a dish best served cold, but not to the wrong address. Also this week, discouraging cropdusters by way of a shotgun is a bad plan and one grandmother's memorial stands tall and errect for eternity ...
This week: A music critic with a bottle and a firearm, a Walmart shopper with a bottle and a scooter, and an idiot with an amulance and a Whataburger drive thru ...
This week: Just when you thought you'd heard every horrifying concept we bring you "illegal autopsies." Also an excevator thief leaves police trudging slowly to catch up with him, and the rudest Canadian in the world ...
This week: How many thousands of calls to the police does it take to get arrested? Let's find out! Also a Taco Bell gets an unexpectedly fleshy delivery at the drive-thru window and if this ferris wheel's a rockin', don't come a knockin' ...
This week: We've seen dozens of passengers fighting on planes lately, but what happens when the people fighting are the pilots? Also two women with a vendetta against soup and people I swear to you one of the absolute worst stories we've ever had on this show ...
This week: Welcome to the spin-to-win dystopia! Let's see if you can afford to keep you lights on! Also probably the first time we've seen someone try to rob a bank with fishing gear and oh lord son do not threaten to put your plane into the Walmart ...
This week: If you ask the cops to arrest you, chances are they actually will. Also a traffic stop turns into a one-sided swordfight, and have you ever wanted to be lazy so bad you ended up working on the railroad?
This week: Come watch a man spill a massive load (on the highway)! Also we meet the teenage lord of the long-distance relationship, and if you're going to fence stolen TVs maybe wait until after you've left the Walmart parking lot ...
This week: When you start a fistfight on a plane, the seat-belt demonstration gets a little weird. Also one criminal becomes the poster child for synchronicity and a twelve year old with a fire extinguisher and more swagger than most of us will ever muster ...
This week: Dominic Noble joins us for a boss who won't let a hurricane stop her company from shipping out junk mail, when reading comprehension and driving skills fail to cooperate and if you're going to forge a giant check, maybe don't work at the bank ...
This week: Usually people grow out of burying toys in the sand, but one man did it with two stolen racecars! Also this week, trying to get a job with law enforcement gets a little complicated when you're wanted by the police and an American tourist goes popping off at the Pope by way of smashing priceless artifacts ...
This week: When it comes to explosions it's not the size, it's how you fail to use it. Also "Compounding the Error: Power Saw Edition" and yes officer I'm drunk but my horse isn't ...
This week: One woman likes her cops likes she likes her coffee: covered in bees! Also one of the most epic wrong numbers in the history of telephones and when nostalgia for Night Court strays too far into a real courtroom ...
It's that time again! We once again look at the best of the worst of the hottest costumes for this Halloween, and my god have mercy on our souls ...
This week: Horror at the ice cream shop! Terror in the corn maze! Stupid bosses in Pasadena! It's a nitwit Halloween!
This week: It's the week after Halloween, and someone always dresses as one of two terrible things. Guess which! Also this week a man tries to get a weapon through the TSA using a chicken as a holster and Palmer Luckey's newest VR idea is making your brain explode! Literally!
This week: The one crime a cop can't commit: stealing Pokemon! Also you've heard of re-possession, but what about re-re-possession? And finally the most satisfying road rage incident you will ever hear about. Trust me.
This week: a Georgia man discovers the "law" part of election law, a mugshot for the all time hall of fame and just because you apologize to the cops doesn't mean you're not getting arrested ...
This week: The Goatwatch begins anew! Will it survive? Will it burn? We'll bring you all the thilling goat arson action! Also this week: cruising for a bruising at a Santa parade and I promise you that Jesus does not want you to open the plane door, sweetie ...
This week: The saddest "do you know who I am" ever complete with biting and kicking, why pride in your work shouldn't extent to being on a most wanted list, and someone go bail out grampa he's gone on a bender and wrecked a hotel again ...
This week: The worst RPG class to LARP is "underwear gnome." Also this week, "Sir, this is a Wendy's" now applies to bank robbery and an 18 year old discovers that looking cool is less important than not being on fire ...
This week: You steal from De Niro's Christmas tree, you find out what happened to Hoffa. Also this week, an Amazon driver ends up waylaid by a carjacking Grinch and if you shoot a Little Caesars manager's shoe you're going on the naughty list ...
This week: It's that most magical time of the year, when we figure out who put what in where! Luke Spencer and Dominic Noble join Nash for our annual rectalspective in an amazing threesome!
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