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This week: the UK is on the lookout for terrorist toddlers, there's something stuck up in the chimney and it's naked, and a woman smuggles a gun the hard way ... again ...
This week: baby on board (and on the hood), the world's most wanted nine year old, and the red Solo cup reaches its ultimate form ...
This week: The problem with katanas and underwear, a lunchbox full of felonies, and a look into just how we sift through all this madness ...
This week: How much damage can a single drunken frat do? Find out! Also a heroic last stand for a frozen phallus, and the audience just don't learn ...
This week: Gwyneth Paltrow teaches you to steam your own meat, a Cub Scout nature hike uncovers too much nature, and a small boy in Texas discovers the power of the One Ring ...
This week: A helicopter mom threatens to drop a bomb, dumpster diving goes awry in Yolo County, and the absolute proof that Comcast hates us all.
This week: a man attempts to fight a traffic ticket with a soap opera plot, a drunk driver gets industrious, and a flight to Ireland ends up in the Eye of the Tiger ...
This week: a mysterious bathroom explosion, spontaneous performance nudity in traffic, and strange things are afoot at the Circle K ...
This week: stealing candy (and money) from babies, a store in LA that sells racoon by (from?) the pound, and what not to do when you're wife's not in the mood ...
This week: hide and seek with felonies, the new Barbie rats kids out to their parents and Spider-Man makes a daring escape ... from Walmart ...
This week: Spider-Man literally explodes into children's homes, drinking and bank robbing don't mix, and Indonesian police hold the best bonfire party of all time ...
This week: Easter Sunday takes a naked crazy turn, love and sex in ambulances, and if you thought Kmart couldn't get any worse, you were wrong ...
This week: children dangle over pits of wild animals, men go out to sea on a $15 boat, and what becomes of the broken-hearted? They poop on stuff.
This week: Bud Light redefines "party foul," anti-vaccers make rhetoric cry and you can love your poisonous snake, just don't ... yeah, you get the idea.
This week: Mad Max in suburbia, the wheels on the bus go, "drunk, drunk, drunk," and does it count if you slam-dunk YOURSELF?
This week: a bus company's new slogan needs a little work, getting your kids to clean their room (via cocaine) and re-defining "autoerotica" ...
This week: Luke Spencer of Rocked Reviews joins Nash to look at why nothing from Teen Wolf is a good idea, and is one stoner in hand better than two in a bush?
This week: the subtle world of insurance fraud, challenging customer service via nudity, and how to fix all the world's problems with dick pics ...
This week: "Leggo my Eggo" becomes a rally call to battle, Volvo takes DLC to new lows and stealing-via-pants returns with a 7.9mm vengence ...
This week: Getting fired with fire, the best/worst field trip of all time, and the last story ... um ... don't be eating anything, okay?
This week: a math teacher's homework assignment gets too sexy, how not to jump the line at the ER and why you should take a nap before you take hostages ...
This week: a trifecta of naked stupidity, how ketchup can lead to porn, and we discover a chicken slave on the internet ...
This week: a new definition for "potential fashion victim," tasering city officials for fun and profit and Dora the Explorer + Finding Nemo = someone calling child services ...
This week: a thief who left a resume, a robber who knocked over a lemonade stand, and a burglar who stole from a ... oh, you have GOT to be kidding ...
This week: you can find everything at Walmart (except triage), naked bike riding heads indoors and movie studios do not know how to computer ...
This week: the Minions show their true colors and turn on humanity, the ice cream man has no pants and are there rehab clinics for drunk badgers ... ?
This week: a drone causes a remote-controlled prison riot, a man is sentenced to marriage and bible verses, and a seven car pileup culiminates in (you guessed it) hardcore nudity!
This week: a broad interpretation of "service animal," a horrible shoplifting marinade and a hotel that offers a special service: fake terrorist attacks!
This week: Stealing a cop's pen to steal their power, competitive TSA cognac chugging and what not to bring to the Pokemon Championships ...
This week: the case of the Portland Pooper, literally fighting fire with fire, and the US Air Force is called on to scramble fighters because of a cat ...
This week: learn how to play Tetris (with slaves!), a West Point pillow fight ends in the hospital and the first rule of Fight Club is "don't use toddlers" ...
This week: eyeballs and glue don't mix; neither do fake bombs and airports, and two Russian toddlers make a daring escape for the sports car of their dreams ...
This week: "shooting a selfie" the literal way, abandoning car because SPIDER, and the answer to the question: how the hell you get fired on your day off?
This week: fun with cars and fire, WGN fails history and a drunk man wakes up in a GTA save file ...
This week: pawn store gaming console comes with a bonus, trying to catch a plane (with felonies), and remember the most horrible story from last week? It happened again ...
This week: why the dead aren't good Muppets, how "four wheel drive" doesn't include the sea floor and making a politcal point by crashing a child's birthday party ...
This week: Deja vu (and porno, too) at a California Target, a man on roller skates upgrades his wheels (with crime), and a good ol' fashioned naked rampage ...
This week: Flying "Air Jackass," fear of the ghost of Ronald McDonald and a machete wielding maniac with a desperate need to poop ... plus this year's Hookerween countdown!
It's that time again! Nash and Tara look at the very best of the very worst of this year's "sexy" costuming ...
This week: a mayor's husband entry for "worst Halloween costume," a baby channels Riki Tiki Tavi, and loving the PS4 just a little too much ...
This week: Bloomingdale's entire ad department gets fired, putting the "secret" in Secret Service and one man tries to change the past, sans Delorean, plus shotgun ...
This week: when a beer run becomes a felony, how to undo your own evil plot via social media, and Zimbabwe's "Mr. Ugly" pageant ends in a riot ...
This week: Black Friday takes a twist, as the fighting for deals becomes just ... fighting. Also: Goodwill gets a most unwanted donation, and more fun in the unfriendly skies ...
This week: "I'm just not that into you" becomes a fake hostage situation, compounding the (judicial) error, and somehow WTFIWWY becomes one of the most trusted names in news ...
This week: a drunk driver tries to crash with the Baby Jesus, Citadel cadets misunderstand the meaning of Christmas and a town in North Carolina fears the coming of the sun-eater ...
This week: the night Santa went crazy (at the KFC), a new way for the Salvation Army to ring a bell, and dashing through the snow in a 20 ton garbage truck ...
It's that time again! Nash and Tara look back at all the thing that shouldn't have gone in all the holes ...
